Jonnyboy

Thought Pelle was going to lamp Walters there.

Gardos starting to crack.

Nice movement into space by Long.

Lovely strike!

Scammer? Is she a bit thick?

I am not a boy, yet I am "boyish."

"If you weren't at football on a Saturday what would most love to be doing?" Nige: "Making love to my wife." *grinning*

The fact the mum is calling him a cvnt left right and centre.

Tony Montana?

Destiny.

Suarez sets up the first.

Anyone got a good stream for El classico?

Not free though?

M27 for the next 6 months too.

I'd rather **** your Mrs too. Will she be in a truck too?

Yeah not sure if the Mirror is laughing at Saints, or if Saints are laughing at Premier league, or if everyone is laughing at Mane?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/southampton-react-premier-leagues-dubious-4494179 I don't get this.

Oh OK cool. Rule 1 then!

Eeerm, isn't she, like, 12 years old?

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*applause*

Must be all those immigrants.

Still bottom half, and nearer the relegation spots than the promotion places.

They bring it on themselves by making it so easy.

The truth.