Jonnyboy

Super Kelv!!!

Team seem keen to get Kelvin involved in the match this half.

Super Kelv!!!

I have an official romance with RickieL!! Get in!!!!

I don't have a mancrush on JosH.

Ive got a man-crush on jROD!!!

How did you know his age?

So exactly four weeks from today? Someone start the death clock!

Oh OK, I bet you had to google that though? I forgot Harry Styles is into older women, I thought she was 16 or summat.

The other day I flicked over to babestation and was admiring the display when I noticed that her tampon string was hanging out of the side of the thong! Put me right off her it did, and I flicked back to BBC4. Am I a perv?

I'd be more worried about are you a paedophile.

Oldham actually have 3 games in hand over the skates. Sha la la.

Wonder if Harris and Co will start sniffing around Coventry now? Would be funny if they bought them and they went on to be a big success.

Woy! lolololol!!!

All of this.

Labour still well ahead in the polls.

This.

Some tattoos are amazing but too expensive, some are awful. It's art innit.

We have invested borrowed money to save the banks. That's why the big question is when we sell our shares in rbs and Lloyds, will it be at a profit or a loss? I hear the tories are tempted to sell early and at a loss but at least the xtra income will help them look as though f they have cut our debts.

Exactly, it's not an either/or situation, labour have always said they'd do cuts, but cuts alone won't fix it. Neither will making the average pint 3p cheaper.

How about that Doors one, The End?

I shall certainly be rooting for S****horpe and Oldham from now on.

Just watched Monsters on Film4, much better than was expecting.

Double infraction.

*person*