Jonnyboy

Even today?

Ffs you've been banging on all week about how our players should be in the England team ahead of theirs. Gimp.

Yep. We are a bit of an all or nothing team it seems.

Ballsacks!

Here's hoping.

Zzzzzzzzz

Working but blurry.

Anyones working yet?

All Flash.

Obviously they hadn't seen my avatar.

What about an Ibiza? Are they really a Polo?

I got called a "f*ckin white c*nt!" by a few Aborigine tramps in Oz.

See General Sports.

What did you think of the UKIP results today Bazza?

Wouldn't it be nice to pick up a paper and read it knowing that 99.99% of it is truthful.

So was he there?

I wish an ex-SAS bloke with a mental problem, a working glock and 300 live rounds lived next door to me. I'd feel so much safer.

My dune-sense is tingling!

Beware estate agents telling you you've got damp. I believe they get commission. I had one give me a load of quotes from a company called Insite. On going through my documentation the property had already had a damp proof course by that exact same company. scammers.

A decent November.

Why didnt Gazza claim that???

Yoshida has had an OK game so far for a change.

Bring back Boruc. Was Clyne's tackle even a foul?

Have my babies Rickie!