Jonnyboy

What about maths/science for primary school level?

TBF I think youve used the right word

Especially those that kick off if you give a 2mm scrape to their bumper and get insurance involved.

rule 1

Just called up VM to threaten to leave, got a 10% discount on my monthly rate from a very helpful english chap. I mentioned that www.speedtest.net was giving me a low reading and got put through to a very helpful indian chap. Now Im getting 8meg download downstairs and 4 upstairs. Very happy.

your areas probably has a lot of corporate crime and bribery, naturally this wouldnt show up

Not much in Bitterne Park

You are naive if you think the way the club chairman interacts with local people, local organisations, local and national press, staff at the club, ex-players, national media, supporters organisations and others will not get a reaction in some way.

Dont worry... about a thing... cos every little thing... gonna be alright...

So what about our Tranmere result FFS?

Yet another section of the football world NC has ****ed off.

I think we have to accept that the next few games may not be super convincing as we have two new players who need time to gel, and also Lallana and Hammond will be coming back in. After that we will be charging up to first!

oh please, are we gonna hear this every time we get an away result for the rest of the season? What about Tranmere last week ffs?

so are you turning or not?!! Lol at all the strokes and heart attacks on here in the match thread. We hit the bar three times, scored twice and their goal was a goalkeepers error, I was never worried

Grrrrrrrrrr

Surely Brentford, Tranmere and Exeter are just the games Pardew wouldve lost?....

This is just like when Nick Gr*ffin was on Newsnight saying how he and the BNP couldnt be racist because other more racist groups didnt like him. Moronic logic.

Turkish

Has Cortese been smearing poo on the walls again?

Please stop recruiting for your racist friends.

sorry, i fell for this, oops.

testicles are on the outside of the body to keep them cooler.

oops! too late.

Dune revealing his age here.