Jonnyboy

How about the Mitre?

its your nan

Do you have an OCD about OCDs?

A lot of messages from angry husbands? I shall take mine for a meal I guess. THis bloke at work is so chuffed with himself cos he's booked a night at Premier Inn - I would take the **** but he wouldnt get it.

thats why you had to change the bed sheets!

erm, but arent you like quite young still? you could easily still get into teaching.

what he said

If that Gove has messed with the funding there, I'll mess with him!

you love Cortese, Na na na na naaa na!

But you didnt mention the N word or the H word! Youre off the hook.

We have the same commute route as well, ahhhh.

Probably the same ones that broke into my van a few months back.

Funny how women in these places get nose jobs though isnt it

Some odd kids too

What about maths/science for primary school level?

TBF I think youve used the right word

Especially those that kick off if you give a 2mm scrape to their bumper and get insurance involved.

rule 1

Just called up VM to threaten to leave, got a 10% discount on my monthly rate from a very helpful english chap. I mentioned that www.speedtest.net was giving me a low reading and got put through to a very helpful indian chap. Now Im getting 8meg download downstairs and 4 upstairs. Very happy.

your areas probably has a lot of corporate crime and bribery, naturally this wouldnt show up

Not much in Bitterne Park

You are naive if you think the way the club chairman interacts with local people, local organisations, local and national press, staff at the club, ex-players, national media, supporters organisations and others will not get a reaction in some way.

Dont worry... about a thing... cos every little thing... gonna be alright...

So what about our Tranmere result FFS?

Yet another section of the football world NC has ****ed off.