Spudders

Unless it hits the lake district, in which case you'll (a) have a great view of it arriving and (b) be fooked.

Mine have just arrived. The envelope used had a perferated section in it that had ripped open during its journey. Thankfully the tickets were still in it though, I'm amazed they didn't fall out or get taken out!

Was dissapointing that when Fox said the groin injection sounded nasty, Adam missed the chance to make a joke about fox being used feeling a small pr!ck in the groin area!

This story is just a smokescreen

Mack is indeed just playing the role of thick skate, all this poor grammer is something that's evolved in recent times. Back in the day (i think back in the saints web days) his spelling & wording was fine. As you say, he gets it, that doesn't happen to someone with the brain cells of a wet fish. I wish Mack posted on here more, he's great value, knows his stuff, isn't afraid to show up on here when things are going badly & mostly importantly doesn't take himself too seriously! I've mentioned it in Bearsys thread in site suggestions but I'll say here as well, I'd happily pay the fiver to make Mack a full member.

Don’t of afraid of the mods or infractions colehill. I used to not want to get in trouble as I’m a good boy, but when I got my first warning a couple of weeks ago it felt good & gave me a rush, like taking drugs but without the come down after. Also the mods have a sense of humour on here (although if it's JustMikes time of the month you have to be careful as he can snap, but generally when he’s not on lady time he’s nice as well). These are deffo serious suggestions, especially my one about sponsoring Mackrill, I would like to do that if I can.

-Get rid of Dalek because he's a tedious bellend and should......... oh hang on I got warnings for this last time. ok just get rid of him for being a baddie on Dr Who -Allow full members to adopt other registered users. I would pay £5 to have Mackrill upgraded to a full member so he can post more often, but in his location it has to say Sponsored by Spudgun -In certain forums like the muppet show, it shoulds be compulsory for everyones to talks the bearsys -Avatar theme weekends, like one weekend we all have pictures of cakes, maybe the next we have mushrooms (bearsys you may want to do a whole new thread on this) -We could have avatar swapsie weekends and all change pictures I think of some more laters

Then again you could all be skates, on a scum website pretending to be scummas pretending to be skates

I love it. Just dissapointed that in the past couple of months whilst I've been working away, it seems to have shrunk so I can't fit in it now!

Not that you'd have any bais when considering an issue between Nicola Cortese and Matt Le Tissier would you Matthew Le Tissier! Why don't you enlighten us with the whole story so we can make an informed judgement ourselves!

You've answered your own question there then?

I once had a woman from MBNA who i had a credit card with trying to get me to transfer money from different cards if I had any. When I said I had a couple of others with money on them but that they were already at 0% she continued to try & pursuade me to take advantage of her 5% rate offer!!!

They are boycotting tonight to teach the football league a lesson for giving them a points deduction!

This. It's fun carrying on with stuff & then after a few minutes hearing them ask if anyone is still there! See if you can guess (a) how long the call carries on after you put yourself on mute (b) how long they stay on the call from the point they first speak after them waiting for you to 'come back'

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This goes well beyond the normal remit of a taxi driver! Good effort!

I think we will get a point out of this

Will you get a Lowest ground 7 shirt printed?

Good work statto. Which pitch has the darkest colour soil?

Mine arrive today, along with 2999 others. Postman went mental but I've enjoyed opening them all it's been like christmas.

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This! His rant is a bit like an able bodied athlete moaning about another able bodied athlete having an advantage for having longer legs (although of course an able bodied athlete doesn't have the option of changing his/her legs!).

Not been a massive fan of Puncheon but credit where it's due, he's been looking good recently