Pancake

Didn't we lose to West Ham and Norwich?

Ah ****sticks.

Oh oh, my turn. "I'd I was". Rally CB, please try better next time.

Excellent, thanks all.

How did I forget Shearer!

If he scores v West Ham it has to be "Charlie Austin's worth 100k a week, 100k a week, 100k a week. Charlie Austin's worth 100k a week. How about Carroll?"

After Charlie took all of 7 mins to score on his debut, my son asked if it was the quickest goal for a player making his first appearance for Saints. My brain isn't what it used to be and we have had so many players over the years that all I could remember was Kevin Phillips netting in the 2-2 against Leicester when he came on at half time and scored with 20 to go, so about 25 mins to get a goal. I think. Any others?

Austin wont start, still needs proper match fitness. 442 or 532 or whatever it is with Long and Mane running them ragged again please.

Matty Tagrett did Twinkle Twinkle. Bless.

New boys have to perform a song I believe as a "welcome". Bet Long loved it.

Maybe Les spoke to Gaston rather than Ron? [emoji12]

Or A doesn't always mean B, and not A doesn't always mean not B. Which is what Toads was saying, like.

Like to see VW and OR in the middle and JC in the SD role.

Get ya tits out Hatch

Harsh on Forlan to be fair.

Nah, the Shrimpers, my local team (kind of). Might have been Instagram actually as I can't find it now.

I bloody hope so, I suggested this to them on Twitter ages ago [emoji41]

Thought Dalek was referring to Alps myself.

Golden thread.

#firesale #meltdown etc etc.

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Outrageous idea!

3 halfs, 2 10 milers and more than a handful of 10ks booked already and more to add. Had a good Jan so far, some decent if short runs. Trimming back to my proper running size again, half a stone or so to go I think.

Blimey! RIP, thanks for the guitar licks.

Oh Trousers! Shall we discuss Boxing Day as well [emoji848]