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If he scores v West Ham it has to be "Charlie Austin's worth 100k a week, 100k a week, 100k a week. Charlie Austin's worth 100k a week. How about Carroll?"

After Charlie took all of 7 mins to score on his debut, my son asked if it was the quickest goal for a player making his first appearance for Saints. My brain isn't what it used to be and we have had so many players over the years that all I could remember was Kevin Phillips netting in the 2-2 against Leicester when he came on at half time and scored with 20 to go, so about 25 mins to get a goal. I think. Any others?

Austin wont start, still needs proper match fitness. 442 or 532 or whatever it is with Long and Mane running them ragged again please.

Matty Tagrett did Twinkle Twinkle. Bless.

New boys have to perform a song I believe as a "welcome". Bet Long loved it.

Maybe Les spoke to Gaston rather than Ron? [emoji12]

Or A doesn't always mean B, and not A doesn't always mean not B. Which is what Toads was saying, like.

Like to see VW and OR in the middle and JC in the SD role.

Get ya tits out Hatch

Harsh on Forlan to be fair.

Nah, the Shrimpers, my local team (kind of). Might have been Instagram actually as I can't find it now.

I bloody hope so, I suggested this to them on Twitter ages ago [emoji41]

Thought Dalek was referring to Alps myself.

Golden thread.

#firesale #meltdown etc etc.

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Outrageous idea!

3 halfs, 2 10 milers and more than a handful of 10ks booked already and more to add. Had a good Jan so far, some decent if short runs. Trimming back to my proper running size again, half a stone or so to go I think.

Blimey! RIP, thanks for the guitar licks.

Oh Trousers! Shall we discuss Boxing Day as well [emoji848]

Hmmmm. Pelle or Long or Mane on the way then. No way we will have those 3, Austin and at some point Jay. Austin will be a "replacement before the other player goes". My money is on Pelle, which will be gutting IMHO.

Sorry if already posted by Shlong to Liverpool or Spurs?? Ha ha, let's hope not. http://www.balls.ie/football/shane-long-is-being-linked-with-the-biggest-irish-transfer-for-quite-some-time/321617

Totally agree with the top bit. UA base layers are the best you can get but I always twinge putting mine on for the Spurs connection. Also, if we change sponsor I do hope he keep a close relationship with Veho as a club.

My train of though exactly.

Yeah this to be honest. Think the club have finally realised its better to say "hes back" rather then "he might be back next week, oh no the week after. Er sorry the week after that"