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  1. Pancake

    Jimmy Carr

    Not really. Benefit cheating is illegal and morally wrong, using a loophole in the tax system is legal but morally wrong.
  2. Holy mother of WTF'kery Errr, not for me thanks.
  3. FFS, birthday on a Sat for once, and yet no game that weekend. We better still be in the bloody cup by then...
  4. ...and buys an iPad duty free. Good thinking.
  5. FC Pancake onboard.
  6. £61 per game. blimey.
  7. iTunes.
  8. Pretty pointless table as it rewards those who have been there longest. better to have a points per game column: [TABLE=width: 316] [TR] [TD]Orig Pos / Team[/TD] [TD]Gmes[/TD] [TD]Pts[/TD] [TD]Pts/Gme[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]1. Man Utd[/TD] [TD=align: right]772[/TD] [TD=align: right]1663[/TD] [TD=align: right]2.154145[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]2. Arsenal[/TD] [TD=align: right]772[/TD] [TD=align: right]1449[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.876943[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]3. Chelsea[/TD] [TD=align: right]772[/TD] [TD=align: right]1402[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.816062[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]4. Liverpool[/TD] [TD=align: right]772[/TD] [TD=align: right]1334[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.727979[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]12. Leeds[/TD] [TD=align: right]468[/TD] [TD=align: right]692[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.478632[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]8. Newcastle[/TD] [TD=align: right]692[/TD] [TD=align: right]1017[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.469653[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]5. Aston Villa[/TD] [TD=align: right]772[/TD] [TD=align: right]1089[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.410622[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]6. Tottenham[/TD] [TD=align: right]772[/TD] [TD=align: right]1086[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.406736[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]9. Blackburn[/TD] [TD=align: right]696[/TD] [TD=align: right]970[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.393678[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]10. Man City[/TD] [TD=align: right]582[/TD] [TD=align: right]784[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.347079[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]7. Everton[/TD] [TD=align: right]772[/TD] [TD=align: right]1034[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.339378[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]27. QPR[/TD] [TD=align: right]202[/TD] [TD=align: right]253[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.252475[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]19. Sheff Wed[/TD] [TD=align: right]316[/TD] [TD=align: right]392[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.240506[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]11. West Ham[/TD] [TD=align: right]616[/TD] [TD=align: right]764[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.24026[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]20. Wimbledon[/TD] [TD=align: right]316[/TD] [TD=align: right]391[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.237342[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]41. Swansea[/TD] [TD=align: right]38[/TD] [TD=align: right]47[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.236842[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]28. Norwich[/TD] [TD=align: right]202[/TD] [TD=align: right]248[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.227723[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]16. Fulham[/TD] [TD=align: right]418[/TD] [TD=align: right]511[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.222488[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]29. N Forest[/TD] [TD=align: right]198[/TD] [TD=align: right]239[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.207071[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]32. Stoke[/TD] [TD=align: right]152[/TD] [TD=align: right]183[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.203947[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]36. Reading[/TD] [TD=align: right]76[/TD] [TD=align: right]91[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.197368[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]21. Charlton[/TD] [TD=align: right]304[/TD] [TD=align: right]361[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.1875[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]13. Middlesbrough[/TD] [TD=align: right]536[/TD] [TD=align: right]633[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.18097[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]15. Bolton[/TD] [TD=align: right]494[/TD] [TD=align: right]575[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.163968[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]14. Southampton[/TD] [TD=align: right]506[/TD] [TD=align: right]587[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.160079[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]18. Coventry[/TD] [TD=align: right]354[/TD] [TD=align: right]409[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.155367[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]23. Birmingham[/TD] [TD=align: right]266[/TD] [TD=align: right]301[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.131579[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]22. Leicester[/TD] [TD=align: right]308[/TD] [TD=align: right]342[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.11039[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]24. Wigan[/TD] [TD=align: right]266[/TD] [TD=align: right]295[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.109023[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]30. Ipswich[/TD] [TD=align: right]202[/TD] [TD=align: right]224[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.108911[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]25. Portsmouth[/TD] [TD=align: right]266[/TD] [TD=align: right]293[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.101504[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]35. Sheff Utd[/TD] [TD=align: right]122[/TD] [TD=align: right]132[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.081967[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]37. Oldham[/TD] [TD=align: right]84[/TD] [TD=align: right]89[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.059524[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]17. Sunderland[/TD] [TD=align: right]418[/TD] [TD=align: right]440[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.052632[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]26. Derby[/TD] [TD=align: right]266[/TD] [TD=align: right]274[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.030075[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]42. Blackpool[/TD] [TD=align: right]38[/TD] [TD=align: right]39[/TD] [TD=align: right]1.026316[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]33. Crystal Palace[/TD] [TD=align: right]160[/TD] [TD=align: right]160[/TD] [TD=align: right]1[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]31. West Brom[/TD] [TD=align: right]228[/TD] [TD=align: right]216[/TD] [TD=align: right]0.947368[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]43. Barnsley[/TD] [TD=align: right]38[/TD] [TD=align: right]35[/TD] [TD=align: right]0.921053[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]34. Wolves[/TD] [TD=align: right]152[/TD] [TD=align: right]136[/TD] [TD=align: right]0.894737[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]38. Hull[/TD] [TD=align: right]76[/TD] [TD=align: right]65[/TD] [TD=align: right]0.855263[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]39. Bradford[/TD] [TD=align: right]76[/TD] [TD=align: right]62[/TD] [TD=align: right]0.815789[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]44. Burnley[/TD] [TD=align: right]38[/TD] [TD=align: right]30[/TD] [TD=align: right]0.789474[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]45. Swindon[/TD] [TD=align: right]42[/TD] [TD=align: right]30[/TD] [TD=align: right]0.714286[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]40. Watford[/TD] [TD=align: right]76[/TD] [TD=align: right]52[/TD] [TD=align: right]0.684211[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE]
  9. Sorry, I didnt make my point clear. I dont mind the royals at all, or the Jubilee - it's the media crap that is going on around it I cant be bothered with, and so to avoid 24 hours of crap TV I will be getting on my bike and getting out for the day. I family BBQ is planned for the long weekend, but I refuse to watch TV saturation coverage.
  10. This.
  11. Shoo-in FFS people.
  12. Too Long, Didn't Read. Loves ya.
  13. BOFH - Baj SWMBO - Steve Grant TL/DR - Franks "Aviators" Cousin STFU - Matthew Le God JCL - Turkish WTFILN - Corp Ho LOL - Trousers HTH - Fitzhugh Fella WUM - Dune IMHO - Turkish IIRC - David In Sweden WTF - Bearsy
  14. Wow, didn't know that. Why is this not more well publicised? RIP fella, thanks for the basslines.
  15. Gold? Classic style? Bosh! http://www.thewatchhut.co.uk/-Seiko-Gents-Bracelet-Watch-SGEE46P1.html "Offer6" for 6% off. BANG!
  16. Pancake

    Yodel

    Almost. It's Home Delivery Network rebranded when they purchased 2 of DHL's subsidiaries.
  17. DJ Shadow - In Tune and On Time
  18. Bugger, beat me to it.
  19. Maybe you could work it out? After all you have already thought it might be down to physical abuse, then an inferiority complex. Maybe, just maybe, in this case the most mentioned and obvious rationale is actually the true one?
  20. So now anyone who doesn't like anything a scouser does suddenly has a massive inferiority complex? Wowzers....
  21. That couldnt simply mean he read the back page of some newspaper on the train.
  22. The "author" is 16 and it seems hates Saints.
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