Nellie

I realise you asked for a defender, but I can't believe you have overlooked Peter Beardsley and his obvious talent for whipping out the last turkey. Defo got to go down as a decent assist for Big Ruud too.

Yes, I'm afraid you are. There are plenty of ways to express an opinion or prediction, none of which you chose to use. I'm not suggesting for one minute that you can predict the future; I'm suggesting you are a pompous, sanctimonious, fool who believes he knows everything. If you genuinely can't see the inherent arrogance in stating your opinion as fact, which is what you did, then you are more stupid than I originally thought. It's right there on your screen.

Er, wrong Mr Thicko. You made a statement of fact, not an expression of an opinion or prediction. Perhaps you should have another try, as you clearly haven't a clue. Murray needs to play the tennis he was in the first set to stand a chance here.

Are you sure Ho? Are you sure it's not simply that everyone was laughing at you for being an odious ****, with a penchant for getting things wrong? I'm sure emulating Barcelona was mentioned with regard to bringing younsters through, nothing more. I understand that's a difficult concept for the Few, but as you're smart enough to get paid for spreading as much compost on your garden as you do on here, I'm sure you can cope. PS. I don't think you're really in a position to wind anyone up about a stadium, or did I miss the grand opening of the Harbourdome?

I wouldn't worry. He'll just come back under a different guise, the same as the other times.

People in houses made almost exclusively of glass, really shouldn't be throwing those particular stones, don't you think?

I've just spent twenty minutes googling Donald Murray and Rangers, trying to work out 1) If there is another Murray involved at Rangers or 2) If this is what David's close chums call him, or 3) He hasn't got a clue what he's talking about. I think the answer may be apparent to all.

As you wish. West Indies now 118-5. Just two recognised batsmen left, Sarwan and Pollard, then the tail. Got fancy England now, although they were in a similar position against Bangladesh and made a horlicks of it.

Out now, thank goodness. Five more overs of that and we were on our way home.

I suspect this is going to come down to the first ten over powerplay. If Gayle gets in, we're stuffed. Open with Tremlett and Swann/Tredwell, hope the spin or bounce can get Gayle. The West Indies batting doesn't look too clever, a few early wickets could leave them with a testing run chase. Oh, and bang it in against Pollard like Cork did in the twenty20. He doesn't look too comfortable facing short pitched bowling.

Yeah, tell me about it. I think I'm watching one at the moment.

It's not really the same thing though, so your friend is talking nonsense. Saints are a football team, whereas Winchester City are barely even semi-pro level. I have watched a few of their games this year, and have been astounded at the poor standard of football in the Wessex League. The quality has nosedived in the last ten years. Worryingly, Winchester are one of the best teams too.

If you find everyone holding their hands down towards the floor, may I suggest overdosing on laxative?

Pronunciation, FFS. I thought you were claiming intelligence?

If you're not trolling, then your arrogance knows no limit. As he was born in Cardiff, I am fairly certain his priority was playing for Wales, not helping 'make England great'.

Maybe it's because of his business degree; psychology, finance and football management qualifications; or because he's a chartered physiotherapist. Or maybe it's because he wears glasses.

Tonight is the second leg of the final against Coventry, which is finely poised. Poole need to make up a twelve point deficit, which hopefully should be achievable. Only one team has got within that at Wimborne Road all season. If Mroczka has a good night, and Doyle doesn't fall off too much we should be ok.

Congratulations on possibly the worst bit of trolling ever.

Not really. Could you be more specific please? In what way has the Catholic Church of the last fifty years employed the same methods as those used by Scientologists? I'm intrigued to know what you are referring to.

Is it? I really think you should have corrected pronounciate too. You could also get stuck into differenciate, which is somewhere else on the thread. Go on, fill your boots.

Keep trying buddy, I'm sure you'll get there in the end.

1. No it isn't dumb (are you seven by the way, or possibly American?). I would rather your horrible little club went out of existence as a combination of both reasons, or were you unable to read that? The people who have run the club and taken the **** out of everybody, and the moronic supporters such as your good self. It's not just the local businesses and charities you have ripped off, it's everyone. What everbody finds so hard to accept is that your club has not been punished when it should have been, and then mongs like you come on here with absolutely no sense of humility. I somewhat resent the fact that I pay my taxes, while the money PFC should have paid was spent on a jolly in the Premier League. As I said before which you ignored, any goodwill for your fans on here, is quickly ****ed away by you posting rubbish, deliberately imflammatory comments and whining. I suppose some people aren't very clever. 2. Which leads me onto the second point, which you couldn't be bothered to answer. What the **** were you expecting to find on a website dedicated to your rivals? Seriously, if you don't like it here, feel free to bugger off. Why come on here periodiacally and complain about the righteous indignation? Is it because you know what you're likely to find, so just pop on over when you fancy a squinny, or to wind people up? When your club is so morally bankrupt that all you've got left is to have a go at us for being sanctimonious about PFC's shortcomings, I'd give up.

No, not trying to dess anything up. I want your club to go out of business, not only because it's run by charlatans and fraudsters ripping off assorted people, but also because of the idiots like you who pop up periodically to whine and squinny. "Waa waa, stop being horrible about Portsmouth. Waa waa." May I enquire as to what reaction you were expecting to find on website dedicated to your local rivals? Surely even you're not so thick as to expect anything other than disgust from the SAINTSweb at what your team has done? I guess many on here see what PFC have done as being morally unjust, and rather than becoming prudent and circumspect as a result, are now happy to continue merrily back on the same path as before. Nothing has changed. It's a shame that you keep coming back here. Whenever I start to feel any sympathy for supporters like Merovingian, Mack Rill and the other handful of decent 'few' posters, a dinlo like you will pop out of the woodwork, and remind me why I'd rather you went pop.

........and right on cue, Lancs are 11-2. Getting shot of Chanderpaul could be the key now.

The only person who should be apologising for ignorance, is you. The most devastating terrorist attack to date, and you say your initial reaction was "it serves them right". Are you ten years old? The average person's initial reaction was shock at what was happening, but it was a good day for Dune as it meant that America would get a taste of what, very few, of them had financially supported. Actually, the more I think about it, it's not ignorance on your behalf. It just underlines what sort of person you really are.