saint francis

Acceptable. People who complain that other people are drinking something different to themselves are usually fascists. Poor pub etiquette includes: - If you are male, following your friends into the loo. Unless they are female of course. - Putting loads of coins onto the pool table and expecting it to be your go time and time again. - Insisting on "winner stays on" even if nobody else in the pub wants to. - Putting Meatloaf on the jukebox, or any other crap that lasts 20 minutes.

Ha, no. That's Chris not me. Chris is my Psychologist.

This photo's a bit unfair to Britney. The raindrops on the windscreen make her skin look mottled. Other than that, it's just a photo of her pulling a stupid face and wearing too much slap. Don't be unfair to poor Britney. She should look where she's driving though or she'll drop marks for observation.

Can we make this a sticky please.

Maybe a little, it depends who you ask.

All the atmosphere in the first half coming from the away end. Could hardly hear the home fans. Never been to OT but the home support sound crap.

Did they steal your crossbow?

Or get the missus to do it.

Old AND dirty eh? You should find work in a rest home.

Bob fetish.

And the moustached gentleman in the background is preparing himself. Clearly an orgy in the offing.

Inspired by Jarwilliam's excellent find (below). Here's where you can submit your entries to to Up the Arse Corner. I'll start.

I wonder why the Isle of Wight contains so much obesity. Surely extra digits and webbing must only count for a small percentage of overall body weight?

Excellent. Submit it to Viz!

I wouldn't stand for that. If I were you I'd burst through the fire exit, shouting and screaming in protest.

C'est en faisant n'importe qu'on devient n'importe qui. Seems Remi is a philosopher as well as a good shot.

I liked it. It is while making does not matter, that one becomes no matter who. In my opinion.

Woman above looks like Tony Adams in a wig.

I've just spent the last 4 hours on a boat in the Solent, watching the missus waterski. It was a bit choppy, but not much more. Seems even calmer now if anything. Sounds like you may have been diddled.

Wootton FC under 16's, right back. When I started, team bottom of league. After one full season with me, finished second from bottom. No goals. (but no own goals either)

Landrew. Get off the internet and clean your bloody house.

:straight face:

I'm thinking about getting one of those "This car has not been abandoned" stickers for my motor, it's getting in such a state lately.