saint francis

Well if they are, if they could have a go at fixing my lawnmower I'd be grateful.

Popular poster "Deano6" is having dinner with him on Thursday but doesn't know much about him other than the fact he used to play for Saints years ago. Could anyone describe him, or perhaps have any stories about him or insightful questions Deano could pose to him? What do you know about Frank? Many thanks.

I've never been the pushy type. If I were a salesman, I'd probably be an under-achiever.

I wonder if they'll part exchange?

Macaroni cheese? Great isn't it. I saw some yesterday, it had a slice of tomato on top.

"Will you take your hand off my........" "Will you take your hand off my wife's........." "If you don't stop that I'm calling the police."

I probably should have mentioned in the original post. All 4 dust caps present, correct and in vgc. Thanks for your interest.

Kia Carens for sale. Silver, 52 reg 38,000 miles. No rust or major dents. A strip of plastic trim has fallen off one of the rear doors. I tried to stick it back on with no more nails but failed, so it's still off. I still have the trim, but you'll have to scrape the no more nails off if you want to use it. The front wheel covers have been scratched to f*ck by the missus, but should be fairly cheap to replace, although I've had a look on ebay and various other internet sites and can't find the same ones anywhere so good luck with that. All other cars of the same model seem to have alloys. The central locking works, but keeps trying to unlock itself whilst driving making an irritating clicking noise. If you lock the doors by pressing the button on the door when you're in it's fine. The interior is largely made up of cheap plastic which has been scratched by the kids. Same for the seats, stains everywhere. Nothing major though. Slow puncture in nearside front tyre. Serviced occasionally (although the last time I used National Autocentre because they take Tesco clubcard vouchers and I'm not sure they did a damn thing). Looking for something more economical. Good runner. £2,500 Will need to travel to the Isle of Wight to view. Looks a bit like this:

A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: “Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. “But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way.” .......and then report it to the local rag presumably.

I'm sure he'd have had a coming together at some point.

I might get this one, it sounds good!. I can imagine the challenges: "Guess the amount of toothpicks" contest. "Drive slowly on the driveway" race. "Get to a tv for Wapner before you throw a fit" challenge.

I've reported this post.

I expect he wanted to have sex.

I'm no expert but that telescope looks great, I bet you can see for miles with one of those. If I had the cash I'd certainly buy it.

I remember that. Mostly though, three or four of us would club together for a 10 pack of Peter Stuyvesant (because they tasted the strongest!), sneak into the woods and smoke them, daring each other to inhale........then feel nauseaous for the next two hours. Oh to be 25 again.

I'm assuming you missed the giant shrew-like creature that injects venom through its teeth? I wish people would read the whole thread before they post.

Not "Handy Shandy-Mandy" from Bevois Valley? I think we may have met.

Dry but a bit bland.

I bought a bottle of this from Tesco today. I know you shouldn't really judge a book by its cover but a goldfinch is a goldfinch. I'll let you know what it tastes like.

I thought I'd quote it aswell as we've only seen it 20 times already.

I think I'd have a good go at predicting most of the replies on this thread, but I really didn't see "human rights" coming.

It isn't a shrew, merely shrew-like. Anyway re: Hatch's alpaca. I saw a couple of alpacas on a farmy campsite in Frome near Somerset. I'd never heard of them, but the missus had and new straight away that they were alpacas. Because I'd never heard of them I called them llamas for the weekend until I could get home and verify the information.

The solenodon should probably get a mention. A giant shrew-like creature that injects venom through its teeth.

The okapi. Very shy and seldom seen, and possibly where the myth of the unicorn started. Now endangered.

Dr Dog I saw them last year and enjoyed them so much that I said to my mates standing next to me that they were my new favourite band. Never did buy their album though. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_b2-KNH5EWM