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Hold them above your head? Thanks for your suggestions. There's a little old style camera shop not far from me. It's not a chain, just a one man band and I bet the fellow inside knows all sorts and won't charge me for a chat. I bet he'll even get his tools out and have a fiddle if he's got time.

Hello I have a Panasonic Lumix DMC that I bought secondhand (off the mother in law - probably not significant). It's stopped working. When I turn it on it says "Remove lens cap" even though I've already removed it. That's it. Press any button: "Remove lens cap". Now it turns out that the camera may have been dropped a distance of 1.18m on to linolium covered floorboards by somebody, not me. No visible damage. So then, I only paid £50 for it. Is there any point taking it to someone for repairs, or should I just chuck it and get a new one? Is "Remove lens cap" some sort of code? Thank you for any suggestions.

Sorry to hear that. Don't do your back in though, let the undertakers take the strain.

2 - 1 win I reckon. Let's hope the weather holds out. I always feel sorry for them if they have to play in the rain.

Mine says "Gishoo". I say "Bless you".

Here you go. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy9eftbGs0U

"Have you eaten all your friends?" West Ham supporters to a fat kid sat alone, stuffing his face with a hotdog waiting for the ground to fill up.

Well it was free entry.

Did you make a complaint?

If you like that sort of thing, you should ask someone to get you this book for Christmas.....

Ivan Sticklecracker and the Hunchies - The Moon is made of Fleas.

I read this in the paper yesterday which suggests why lessons weren't learned following the Climbe case, and why lessons still will not be learned following this case. It's pretty cutting and cynical but struck a chord with me and pretty much sums up how I feel about the matter. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/guest_contributors/article5133966.ece?Submitted=true

Yeah, Mitch was great. I did a bit of drumming myself as a teen and appreciated him as one of the best. Woodstock, Spanish Castle Magic - It's a good clip which demonstrates his ability and versitility very nicely. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6PBsj6dYajQ

After reading this I also had to google Romy and Michelle.

Well if they are, if they could have a go at fixing my lawnmower I'd be grateful.

Popular poster "Deano6" is having dinner with him on Thursday but doesn't know much about him other than the fact he used to play for Saints years ago. Could anyone describe him, or perhaps have any stories about him or insightful questions Deano could pose to him? What do you know about Frank? Many thanks.

I've never been the pushy type. If I were a salesman, I'd probably be an under-achiever.

I wonder if they'll part exchange?

Macaroni cheese? Great isn't it. I saw some yesterday, it had a slice of tomato on top.

"Will you take your hand off my........" "Will you take your hand off my wife's........." "If you don't stop that I'm calling the police."

I probably should have mentioned in the original post. All 4 dust caps present, correct and in vgc. Thanks for your interest.

Kia Carens for sale. Silver, 52 reg 38,000 miles. No rust or major dents. A strip of plastic trim has fallen off one of the rear doors. I tried to stick it back on with no more nails but failed, so it's still off. I still have the trim, but you'll have to scrape the no more nails off if you want to use it. The front wheel covers have been scratched to f*ck by the missus, but should be fairly cheap to replace, although I've had a look on ebay and various other internet sites and can't find the same ones anywhere so good luck with that. All other cars of the same model seem to have alloys. The central locking works, but keeps trying to unlock itself whilst driving making an irritating clicking noise. If you lock the doors by pressing the button on the door when you're in it's fine. The interior is largely made up of cheap plastic which has been scratched by the kids. Same for the seats, stains everywhere. Nothing major though. Slow puncture in nearside front tyre. Serviced occasionally (although the last time I used National Autocentre because they take Tesco clubcard vouchers and I'm not sure they did a damn thing). Looking for something more economical. Good runner. £2,500 Will need to travel to the Isle of Wight to view. Looks a bit like this:

A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: “Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. “But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way.” .......and then report it to the local rag presumably.

I'm sure he'd have had a coming together at some point.

I might get this one, it sounds good!. I can imagine the challenges: "Guess the amount of toothpicks" contest. "Drive slowly on the driveway" race. "Get to a tv for Wapner before you throw a fit" challenge.