saint francis

Me, Jill and her tortoise are getting nuked.

Make funeral arragements. Make a Will. Get your affairs in order.

To be fair Noel had been playing bum notes all night up until that point. Sometimes you need to be told.

Join the Navy, you'll get plenty.

Eugh. You'll be suggesting we drink the milk of animals next, sicko.

I suppose the pea-windmills will have to go.

Handheld fan I thought. How amusing!

It was an "observation" gag Ponty. Clearly wasted. Fail.

If I was to retake it tomorrow I'm pretty sure I'd fail. Probably on observation.

Nice finish. We should sign him.

- When it's your round, coming back from the bar with pints of tap water saying "It's all they had".

Acceptable. People who complain that other people are drinking something different to themselves are usually fascists. Poor pub etiquette includes: - If you are male, following your friends into the loo. Unless they are female of course. - Putting loads of coins onto the pool table and expecting it to be your go time and time again. - Insisting on "winner stays on" even if nobody else in the pub wants to. - Putting Meatloaf on the jukebox, or any other crap that lasts 20 minutes.

Ha, no. That's Chris not me. Chris is my Psychologist.

This photo's a bit unfair to Britney. The raindrops on the windscreen make her skin look mottled. Other than that, it's just a photo of her pulling a stupid face and wearing too much slap. Don't be unfair to poor Britney. She should look where she's driving though or she'll drop marks for observation.

Can we make this a sticky please.

Maybe a little, it depends who you ask.

All the atmosphere in the first half coming from the away end. Could hardly hear the home fans. Never been to OT but the home support sound crap.

Did they steal your crossbow?

Or get the missus to do it.

Old AND dirty eh? You should find work in a rest home.

Bob fetish.

And the moustached gentleman in the background is preparing himself. Clearly an orgy in the offing.

Inspired by Jarwilliam's excellent find (below). Here's where you can submit your entries to to Up the Arse Corner. I'll start.