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  1. saint francis

    Excuses

    saint francis replied to saint_ed's topic in The Saints

    I was going to but I couldn't decide which shoes to wear.
  2. saint francis
    Keeper had it covered.
  3. saint francis
    Save the filth for The Muppet Show please.
  4. saint francis
    He was excellent in Cool Hand Luke. Great film that.
  5. saint francis
    No worries.
  6. saint francis
    I'm quite a beer drinker. In my opinion there are very few occasions when it's wrong to be drinking a beer. Carry on.
  7. saint francis
    I quite like that Wheatus track if I'm honest. Scouting for girls though are pretty poor. I've seen them live and they can play a bit, but the songwriting is very basic, the whole act is a bit childish. The lead singer over-eggs it for me Jim Carey style.
  8. saint francis
    To the IT people monitoring this: I sit next to Barfly and he jacks off ALL THE TIME whilst sat at his desk, grunting the bosses name and complaining that the IT department are inneficient and lazy.
  9. saint francis
    norwaysaint's not ginger Robsk.
  10. saint francis
    Robsk's students go through their teenage years wondering why the cucumbers in the shops are a strange green colour and lack the "ginger roots" they're used to.
  11. saint francis
    I can hear it now. "Sorry girls, the shop ran out of cucumbers again this morning........"
  12. saint francis
    Running out of tea bags is pretty serious too.
  13. saint francis
    Looking in the fridge for bacon, and there being no bacon there.
  14. saint francis
    And all because of a £5 subscription.
  15. saint francis
    Catch 22 by Joseph Heller. It was recommended to me by someone off the internet. I'm only one chapter in, but I like it already.
  16. saint francis
    If I nag the missus, she'll take me out for walkies.
  17. saint francis
    He should be relieved of his post.
  18. saint francis
    It'll ruin his Crankies tribute act sideline.
  19. saint francis
    A couple of rock classics that I detest: November Rain by Guns n Roses. Layla by Clapton.
  20. saint francis
    Burgerlary
  21. saint francis
    "The sausage was tossed away by the fleeing suspect and eaten by a dog." I love a happy ending.
  22. saint francis
    Me, Jill and her tortoise are getting nuked.
  23. saint francis
    Make funeral arragements. Make a Will. Get your affairs in order.
  24. saint francis
    To be fair Noel had been playing bum notes all night up until that point. Sometimes you need to be told.
  25. saint francis
    Join the Navy, you'll get plenty.
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