saint francis

Knee jerk reactions to tragic circumstances don't often result in sensible rules and regulations. I'm not sure everybody wearing a helmet is necessarily the way forward, but I don't know the statistics. I'd be interested to know whether fatal head injuries are more likely from skiing than many other sports or even as a pedestrian crossing the road. Of course skiing sensibly and within your limits reduces any risk even further. Personally I like to feel the wind in my hair when I ski without feeling the need for OTT protective equipment, but you do what you want.

Most retarded post I've read this year, congrats.

Just spent the last couple of hours trawling through Beckham's recent quotes and I can't find any denial of the rumours anywhere. Fingers crossed.

Got any more little gems Gingeletiss? I'm sure Pancake and JFP will happily sit here and make you look like an arse all day.

Says he's in love with Paris! The silly sod.

They're playing Morrissey at half time.

Good point Wiltshire. May I add that in my experience a "video profile" is not the most reliable of sources. There's far more honesty in the movement of a mans hips and the look in his eye. A bent spoon if ever I saw one.

Alan Avocado and the Check Out Girls - "The Muck that Combines Us"

They do little plays of the reconstructions afterwards, so cute.

Yeah, Burp is one of those rare programmes like The Simpsons and Crimewatch that both me and the kiddies can sit down on the sofa and enjoy together. He's also brightened up You've been Framed very nicely.

And his kitchen table/chair combo is the least impressive of the entire Ikea collection.

It made me feel sad.

That's one f*cked up wedding.

I've seen the video and it's pretty clear to me.

Landrew have you tried to play the G as a bar chord (two frets up from the F) instead of open stringed? Your hand shape would then be the same for the F which would probably make more sense and would almost certainly be quicker.

Are the playoffs mathmatically out of our reach yet?

It was never closed, merely resting. And if you or anyone else has nothing contructive to contribute to this thread (particularly regarding vinegar issues and changes to bottling policy within the last decade) then kindly go upstairs and have a w*nk or something.

Vinegar bottles that when you remove the lid, don't have the little plastic bit with a hole in it that makes pouring easier. Whoever decided to take that away has done wrong.

I don't know what sort of regime Ferguson thinks he's running over there, it all sounds very unsavoury.

I got one from a scrapyard for £7.00 and it's done me proud.

Mister Pinkle and the Happy Spaniels - "Bovine Intervention"

Grey away isn't it?

I have a small wager on this one.

He's cool.

I once got a funny look from a member of staff whilst leaving the disabled loo. I told him I got better.