saint francis

Wearing a dress at the weekend is perfectly acceptable.

There's an impressive Dancing on Ice audition at 1 minute 25 seconds.

She doesn't look very happy.

Definately after the early morning shopping spree.

I was going to but I couldn't decide which shoes to wear.

Keeper had it covered.

Save the filth for The Muppet Show please.

He was excellent in Cool Hand Luke. Great film that.

No worries.

I'm quite a beer drinker. In my opinion there are very few occasions when it's wrong to be drinking a beer. Carry on.

I quite like that Wheatus track if I'm honest. Scouting for girls though are pretty poor. I've seen them live and they can play a bit, but the songwriting is very basic, the whole act is a bit childish. The lead singer over-eggs it for me Jim Carey style.

To the IT people monitoring this: I sit next to Barfly and he jacks off ALL THE TIME whilst sat at his desk, grunting the bosses name and complaining that the IT department are inneficient and lazy.

norwaysaint's not ginger Robsk.

Robsk's students go through their teenage years wondering why the cucumbers in the shops are a strange green colour and lack the "ginger roots" they're used to.

I can hear it now. "Sorry girls, the shop ran out of cucumbers again this morning........"

Running out of tea bags is pretty serious too.

Looking in the fridge for bacon, and there being no bacon there.

And all because of a £5 subscription.

Catch 22 by Joseph Heller. It was recommended to me by someone off the internet. I'm only one chapter in, but I like it already.

If I nag the missus, she'll take me out for walkies.

He should be relieved of his post.

It'll ruin his Crankies tribute act sideline.

A couple of rock classics that I detest: November Rain by Guns n Roses. Layla by Clapton.

Burgerlary

"The sausage was tossed away by the fleeing suspect and eaten by a dog." I love a happy ending.