saint francis

Ridiculous. Piece of cheese? Yes please!

A murder by the sounds of it.

I'm sure I read somewhere that 44% of muse fans in the South East were virgins, the second highest proportion, just pipped to the post by Metallica fans. I'll see if I can find the link. I like them, then again, I'm a complete bender and a virgin.

Read the site, it's laughable. As predictable anti Muslim propaganda goes it's a bit shallow, like it's written by frustrated schoolboys. Of course you should believe what you want, but replace the words "Muslim extremists" with "Muslims" or "Asians" and it won't matter. You'll have the same minority support spouting the same tired propaganda which quite frankly I got bored of hearing years ago. Sour nonsense, poorly evidenced and no doubt with a large ulterior motive.

I didn't realise we were at war. I'm not at war.

A statement from the Met said: "The dress code states only approved corporate badging may be used." Madness. Complete madness.

Kung fu actor bids left hanging, expected to swing to a loss.

I don't mind having him on board as long as we don't have to start paying Emu a salary?

The Gok Wan forum's down the road mate.

Come on back Deano, don't make a stranger of yourself.

He winked as he said it, whatever that's supposed to mean.

My dog. Not a word.

I used to have an old Sony Trinitron telly which I became quite attached to. I had to take it to the repair shop once because "someone" put a magnet on the screen and it went all weird and needed realigning or something. Anyway the repair man who took it out of my car said it was the heaviest telly he'd ever lifted. He'd worked there for twelve years. A rare moment of pride that.

I’m sure you do, pardon my ignorance. You sound like a true first class citizen. Perhaps you’d like to post some more of your top quality and well sourced "Proud to be White" literature for me to read so that I might learn the right way? And to think you're lecturing ME on "stereotype cr*p".

Ginger people should go back to their own country.

Not a weapon at all, quite correct. And the bit about exercise benefits the cat as much as the householder I might point out.

A friend of mine once the cat got in (a ginger tom), closed the cat flap so it couldn't escape and chased it round the house with a baseball bat. I can't remember whether it did the trick, but it sounds great fun and is probably good excercise.

We should sign her.

Sauce Age with Bay Con Annex

Knee jerk reactions to tragic circumstances don't often result in sensible rules and regulations. I'm not sure everybody wearing a helmet is necessarily the way forward, but I don't know the statistics. I'd be interested to know whether fatal head injuries are more likely from skiing than many other sports or even as a pedestrian crossing the road. Of course skiing sensibly and within your limits reduces any risk even further. Personally I like to feel the wind in my hair when I ski without feeling the need for OTT protective equipment, but you do what you want.

Most retarded post I've read this year, congrats.

Just spent the last couple of hours trawling through Beckham's recent quotes and I can't find any denial of the rumours anywhere. Fingers crossed.