saint francis

"We all live in a murderous world, as the events in Norway have shown, with 97 dead. Though that is nothing compared to what happens in McDonald’s and Kentucky Fried S*** every day." He makes a point.

During corners, the gay striker will have the freedom to roam around the box unimpeded as defenders would prefer not to put their arms around their shoulders, for fear that photos taken might be misconstrued and sold to the press. Perhaps Viz could devote a corner to it?

Homosexuals have been, for many years, denied football league access, for fear of unfair advantage as it is well known that openly gay players are given more space on the pitch during free kicks, as the behaviour of opposing players standing too close might be considered 'flirty' by their team mates.

I would have preferred a "liked it" option, between "it's ok" and "loved it". It's ok doesn't sound quite enough. Personally I think it's fine.

But then the apes will uncover 'the lounge' and be reassured by its humanity. Maybe.

There must be the potential to, rather than type out responses on forums, for us to have a little pad and a stylus so that we could handwrite our posts and our writing could be seen rather than a typed font. Would we want that though?

Mincing then.

Have to agree with the above poster, with the exception of Dykes on Bikes which I've always enjoyed.

Dr Dog, 2006, Portsmouth Guildhall. I don't think we need to say any more.

Four from the top and two from down below, just what I would have chosen.

I would press 'like' but do a +1 too just to hammer the point home.

Been there. Complained that I was penetrating too deeply. I didn't think there was an issue but she insisted the ball was in.

Middle aged housewives.

Breathe regularly.

My Bridgestone tyres say Roadstone on them. Surprising that didn't get picked up in quality control.

DSM proving you can rationalise virtually any miracle with talk of "frames" and "supports". Some people need to have a little faith.

We had one of those jars at my local filling station, but the system got abused and had to be stopped. One bloke, we'll call him Dave, used to consistently fill up to £20.02 and take a 2p out of the jar each time. He was a regular visitor and on more than one occasion the jar was left completely empty. Whenever I saw him in the village, he was always sat in his car and always had a big grin on his face. It was estimated Dave made £2.36 over the five years that jar was in situ.

Banished? Really?

Bad luck Scotland.

Come on Scotland!!!

Or had three legs.

I only said s h a g.

I'd need a pint of strong lager before I'd **** any of that bunch.

Marry. Natural beauty over fabulous fakery every time.