Toussaint

Some of that is the way we set up

I’m getting worried now

I don’t think that is what he is saying, he’s commenting on how different it would be if he was playing

We are very easy to cut through

Pobyl y cwm boyo

Yes, in some Fullers pubs.

I didn’t realise he’d played that role

I think killing each other is a bit drastic

I knew I’d get a reaction to that, but you get the drift?

I don’t, but my thinking may be outdated. I see I number 9 as a powerful centre forward, winning headers, knock downs, back to goal hold up play, bringing others into play, causing havoc for centre halves. Pelle, Kane, Haaland , Shearer, Chris Wood Fulcrug and as random examples. Ideally we’d have signed such a player imo.

Well, a grand tour of the brothels can hardly be considered work?

Maybe that’s why we are perennial strugglers? I don’t feel sentimental about Smallbone, or many others for that matter. Cut him lose if there’s better available.

The game is far less entertaining this half since Cardiff have pushed up and put an end to our exhibition football

I've heard his legs are wafer thin, he doesn't do well in the heat and he's a bit of a flake, so several weaknesses that would support your opinion.

They are just looking ahead to next season

That explains a lot.

I don't know the guy, but my take is he doesn't take himself as seriously as a lot of posters on on here do, make of that what you will.

Ok, thanks for that, I’m going to be facing this situation this weekend

Can you screenshot the ticket and send it In that format?

16th , need to keep this going for another 37 and a bit games and we’ll be fine

He's a bit "run of the mill" I've heard.

I have, but on this rare occasion I didn't have my smartphone with me, so I made what I think we can all agree is a very true to life facsimile.

Believing a player not good enough and has a detrimental to the teams performance does not equate to hating them. I don’t hate him by any measure, but I do believe he was part of the reason we were relegated and I also believe his absence in the run in and playoffs was a large part of the reason we achieved promotion. He may become a top class keeper in the future, but he is nowhere near it at this stage. I doubt anyone posting here actually hates him.

Oh Nick, you are going to look pretty silly when the white text on the white background is eventually highlighted to reveal the player we have signed.