Saint Garrett

Ah woops, The intern knows him and was talking to him yesterday.

**WARNING MATES DADS CLEANERS DOGS RUMOUR** My sister just text me, they have an intern at work and apparently he's looking at properties in Manchester.

I would guess that they were looking at our new kits for this coming season, and it was probably another generic piece or cr4p, NC probably said, if you're not going to put any effort in, then we'll go somewhere else. And then things happen and NC left. Then the new board came in, and thought '"sh1t, we have no kit for next year" tried to sort it out with Adidas, and they weren't interested/weren't able to produce this years kit in time. I would expect if Cortese was still here we'd have just got a different supplier of kit for this year and it would have been sorted out by now.

I havent decided whether I'm renewing or not yet. Not sure I can justify spending that amount of money again, especially if we're being charged more to watch less. (quality).

Tbf, if Lallana also leaves, we need a top drawer player to replace him. So much has gone through him this season.

People at hassling the Veho CEO? Go outside for a walk chaps...

It's a disgrace that Cork hasn't been offered a new deal yet. We'd be a worse team if he left.

I have so much man love for Rickie Lambert. Going to have to get an England shirt this summer with his name on the back.

The problem is it's not normal to say, basically he's inviting offers. I quite like his openess and comes across as a decent bloke, but he's asking for trouble if he's selling our best players. Relegation doesn't happen by accident, and selling our best players is the first step in that direction. Don't get me wrong, I'm willing to wait and see, and no I don't expect us to push for champions league, however I also don't expect us to rollover and have our bellies tickled by other clubs.

We had our chance this year, no chance next year when we dont have any players. Arsenal isnt a bad shout at 9-1.

Krueger seems to spout a lot of cr4p.

Delph anyone? Quite like him personally.

Goalkeepers Hart, Foster, Forster Defenders Johnson, Cahill, Jagielka, Jones, Smalling, Baines, Shaw Midfielders Gerrard, Henderson, Lampard, Wilshere, Lallana, Sterling, Milner, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Barkley Strikers Rooney, Sturridge, Welbeck, Lambert

Ashley Cole has been told he's not going. Luke's off to Brazil!!

But he'll be in the England squad!!

Why was he not out in the lap of appreciation? Odd one.

Man City were singing it a few weeks ago, think Utd stole it from them.

Weston knows him, lol. How have you not been banned yet? Mong

We do need a solid defensive CM whose job it is to just boss it in front of the back 4. All defences will leak goals if there isn't enough protection in front of them! On a side note, have you seen a worse RB this season than Smalling?! Truly incompetent. Embarrassing he's one of the top 8 English defenders.

Man Utd so scared of Wanyama, they've started without midfield.

Lampard is an appalling defensive midfielder. If he's going as an option at DM then that is ridiculous. Rather take Carrick.

Got Lambert 1-0 and Lovren anytime today. COYS!

Lampard? F*ck off.

Left one looks like Stokes from this year. Like the right though would be happy with that.

Ah ta mate