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So Nigel Adkins has replaced Michael Appleton then ? That I did miss !

Ken, my wife has exactly the same requirements as yours and she has just recently got the Samsung Galaxy Ace which has been a great success, especially as we have kids overseas and she can use the WhatsApp system for free exchange of fotos/messages etc.. ! We pay £15.50 per month with Vodaphone and it covers all her needs ! Clearly the only issue (as with all smartphones!) is battery life but (slowly but surely!) she is learning to stick it on charge overnight ! HTH and good luck !

Having been away for a few days I have just managed to catch up ! In summary, Birchie is happy that he has now gotten the squad down to 3, Halford is now a legend for leaving without making a loss, (ex Donny reserve) Dumbo is now a legend for saying he'll sign for them regardless of all the other teams clamouring for his services and Neil Allen continues to make an arse of himself. Chinny now has the sweet scent of the PP's within his grasp and they are preparing for a 'massive' local derby tonight v the Shots !! All of this interspersed with a few references to Hitler and the holocaust, so business as usual really or have I missed anything ?

Apparently there was no fat in the pipes and the (hotel) clock was working ! HTH

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/portsmouth/9427454/Portsmouth-to-sell-David-Norris-and-Greg-Halford.html Seems that the Halford deal may "be complicated by the fact that they still owe Wolves £200k ! The Varney deal, they had to pay £300k to Derby ! The Huseklepp deal is complicated by the fact that they owe Bari £1 million ! FFS do they ever pay anybody ? These are fairly recent signings and no doubt included in the £30 mil 'football creditors' debt, but how thick were these clubs to allow credit to known sheisters like the Skates ???

I've heard that Pompey aim to eradicate the fat from the pipes and maybe even go as far as fixing the clock ! Might just be a rumour, mind

Kin 'ell, these trialists are really playing for the shirt, eh ??

After 35 mins Brighton 3, Skates 0 (too slow again!)

Spot on Trousers ! Whilst I have absolutely no sympathy for the club, it's custodians and most of the moronic phew, I still keep thinking "Be careful what you wish for!". If liquidation comes soon, then all rivalry disappears, this thread will drift away and we will be left with a gaping hole ! All IMHO of course !

I presume that this is the 'Premiership goalkeeper' that they've been on about for a while ? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikkel_Andersen Seems he is 'Premiership' in the same way as Tommy Fourpast, in that he belongs to a side which is currently in the PL but nothing else, no appearances etc..... Good luck Mikkel, I'm sure that you'll feel right at home down there in Pikey Paradise !!

God bless Holepuncture :)

I used the BT blocking service but it didn't last very long before I started getting calls again ! I was recommended this one (TPS) http://www.tpsonline.org.uk/tps/index.html Things seem a lot better now, I hope that it lasts !!

Izale McLeod ! 4 days training ! No contract in place ! Positive spin in Snooze article ! Pompey legend ! (Doesn't take much does it, eh ?)

As I don't wear a bra, do you think I should stick it up my jacksie ??

There are currently a number of interested parties : Morphy Richards, Kenwood and Hovis that I am aware of, but a stumbling block seems to be that without a shirt to stick their logo on they are stumped !!

The key in this case is to count the number of 'verys' in a sentence ! Ie. if Appy says " they are very, very, very, very close to leaving" you will still be a few 'verys' short of reality ! Look out for a statement dominated by about 15 very's and you may be getting close ! HTH

http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/index.php/sports/171782-kanu-to-drag-portsmouth-to-court? The 'King' is claiming 'millions' for 6 years of unpaid salary !!! This could be a lot of fun

I missed the outcome of his court case as I was overseas for a month ! How did he get on ? I presume that he was cleared ?

So Trousers is destined to become the Bill Gates of the Saintsweb Forum ?

http://www.talksport.co.uk/radio/andy-goldsteins-sports-bar/120713/knight-future-doesnt-look-good-portsmouth-176557? Even the legends are beginning to realise that the game is almost up !!

Thank you MLG, I had completely forgotten that pedantry was alive and well in the land of SWF

Call me a wimp if you like, but I do not want them to go under at all !! I've enjoyed the squirming, squelching, sweating, spinning, swearing, suffering, sh#tstirring etc..., so much (the classic, 'death by a thousand cuts'!) that I want it to go on forever PUP (but not as we know it!). Do we really want to chant "One team in 'Ampshire" if it is an actual fact ??? Be careful what you wish for !!

I thought that Varney and Norris were nailed on to leave by the middle of the week ?? Surely they are not now hanging about as the FL have said that football creditors should be paid in full by any new owner ???

To be fair, either scenario is possible, but Chinny must be seriously reconsidering his position in the light of the complete FL ruling !