adrian lord

Puel's English has improved immeasurably since last weekend!

I'm beginning to forgive them....

Like what Henri said about Puel

Aaah the countdown hottie! Thanks

Who's the blonde on the sofa?

All ****ing manu and Pogba

^ thank you

If I judged him on that cameo at Old Trafford he would get a rave review. That he's not been picked to start since means he's been unfit to start due to either injury or lack-lustre training performances.

Apart from the debut, he's had about as much impact as Forren. Not sure why he's cut quite so much slack on here compared to others. Good job it was only a 4mil disposable punt on the fellow.

Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs?

yeees !

That guy from Bayern must be sat there wondering what he's done coming here.

God help us next Friday.

We always have a bad first game...

Hojberg not starting is a bit of a surprise

Surely you meant to write "On more pleasant matters"? Or even, "On matters more pleasant..."?

It was good enough for Mandelson and new Labour. Look it up.

I am intensely relaxed about the players leaving who do leave. They clearly aren't committed. We do pretty much everything in our power to create an excellent training, development, and playing environment here. That's why the ones that stay and those we attract are so often such a success both individually and collectively as the team. Last thing we should do is throw money at mercenaries.

Luke Shaw came back for Utd today. Good luck to him, I hope he gets back to fitness and form.

A dreadful Euro2016 all round for defectors and a triumphant one for loyal Fonte. #schadenfreude

In stark contrast to losing Premier League fans at finals the French politely wait in the stadium to see Portugal receive the trophy

Agree

Jose and Cedric - European Champions! They know what they are!

Ronaldo elevated himself to manager I see.

He's got pulled by customs.