adrian lord

Good summary.

Pass me that sick-bag will you please, quickly. Akin to a bunch of school kids chanting the headmaster's praise. No, no, no. While we're at it, can we have a chant lauding the Chief Constable of Hampshire for his force's sterling efforts protecting us from the likes of the thugs from Portsmouth and Millwall in recent years?

Signed

It would make sense to sell the club now for the Trust.

Designer clobber and glowering, scowling countenances are in order.

Paternity leave eh?

Now we are safe we can revel in speculation about the very exciting signings Cortese and Pochettino are going to make in the summer.

We will be champions by early March.

Newcastle and Norwich winning.

Jason Puncheon - he scores when he wants

Generally make the game really theatrical and totally fixed like WWF Wrestling. Crowd consisting of solely blue rinsed menopausal women and male homosexuals. Cheerleaders, sin bins, more stop/starts than free play, Beyonce miming to some shyte of hers at half-time, theres a lot of massive "improvements" to come!

Superb post.

Do these dodgy airlines service the planes to proper schedules and standards, or just stamp the service book every 6 months? I might have had some sympathy if those Indian pilots had taken a hostess or 2 into the toilets with them....

If he stays he'll be great the season after the season after the next season.

9 - is that a record?

2-2

nearly 3-1

They don't know when to die

****

The atmosphere is disgraceful, Wigan and clubs like them have no place in football.

Get in

Get rid. Face never fitted. I don't buy this "adjustment" twaddle.

If the Doomsday Scenario of relegation comes to pass, it won't be a walk in the park back up to the Prem next season either. Would Pochettino stay? Would he be any good in the Championship anyway? He wants to eventually join the elite mangers' group of Pep, Jose, Alex et al, so cannot see him wanting to slum it in the second division for long. His reputation would take a hammering from relegation though, inhibiting his options.

Hoddle is guided by Jesus.

The trend-line sees us relegated!