Any of you been to Stamford Bridge in recent years? It is like Twickenham but minus the singing!
The place is vying for Best Kept Library in London alongside Arse's.
I hate to admit it, but Spuds are the loudest of the big London clubs at home.
If we don't strengthen - it will be dreadful. Unprecedented histrionics on here, and the first mass internet forum suicide in history, making Jonestown look like a picnic.
The Board won't want to over-strengthen the squad and undermine their much-vaunted yo-yo policy.
Having said that, I did encounter David Beckham and his missus buying petrol and The Daily Star this morning at Totton Esso garage.
We are really nice to watch in the middle third going forward. Just got to sort the defence out this window. It would be criminal for such an attractive side to go down. I think we will just scrape through in the final reckoning.