Michael Kightly is available on loan, seeing as De Ridder isn't trusted to start yet (not settled properly perhaps?) he could be a good shout for a few months.
Because I removed a childish dig from your thread title? Get over it.
As for this;
It's only banter if it's two way. The poster you aimed it at didn't find it funny and the first 5 or so posts ended up being a b*tchfest.
Indeed, straight after a free-kick for us as well so Fonte and Hooiveld would have been in the box. Going on previous form it would have been Richardson and Morgan with the responsibility of closing out any break aways.