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Ah we've signed an Academy Teaming Agreement with AC Milan, Barcelona and others to share our best players into the most appropriate style of football. As a result Barcelona finally get their hands on Lallana. We have to make do with Messi

Saints fans again show their superiority over L1 fans by throwing their used condoms onto the pitch before the recent game at Home Park

And to all the "Most Expensive Team should have walked the League anyway" brigade, I say simply Man City And to an extent, Chelsea this season. There is more to management of people than pressing buttons on a Computer Simulation, that is where NA appears to have his strength. I'm sure if he walked into the Stamford Bridge Dressing room he would get eaten alive right now, but I think the true nature of his success this year is :- He has taken AP's players and turned them into a Football Team.

Is it a co-incidence that our cracking run and the development of the Team spirit came about after Puncheon went out on loan?

Has to be new kit. We had a spell where we always seemed to wear it for the last game of a season. Full house? Fantastic Marketing opportunity wouldn't be missed. ST prices less matches more costs in the NPC player wages wise so would expect that to be announced although along with something about the new technology gates to allow installment plans. Would be my no doubt totally wrong guess

I told you in the Haunch that even Tiger thought he was the right choice... But seriously, as I've said elsewhere, he was brought in to do a job get us out of L1. He did that job. And in that short statement is something that has not happened to our club for a very long time - Focus from top to bottom. Nothing else mattered, no worrying about making money, no worrying about Politics, just identify the task at hand and go and do it. jeez wouldn't it be lovely to dream that things could be that simple every season for the next 20 years or so But just one more year of that would be sweet The Saints are coming as the song says

Told you so Now you can sit back, relax and enjoy the summer. Until we all start worrying about strengthening the squad!

It's currently a "new Cooker" or a trip back...... I've just told my American "Biz Partners" not to rush down for their planned meetings some time in the next 7/10 days And taken a left hook to the chin from the GF for not ordering the cooker online tonight The CURRENT plan will evolve from the Chippy formerly known as Max's near Debenhams for lunch (Cod Chips & Mushy Peas) and The Asia in Salisbury for a Chicken Pathia AFTER I talk to some mates at Emirates Airline. It hurts but Once in a Lifetime Moments have to be taken when they are offered to you. As a wise old p1sshead down here once said, IF Only - the worst words to ever have to say on your Death Bed

I'm impressed he can still type let alone know when he's supposed to be back at work.

Dear Pap, you are one lucky soul. May your naivety last long. Because, trust me that there are many people in this world who do not share your intellect (or freedom) to simply question. But I don't think for one minute you actually understand how lucky you are to be able to do that. There are people out there who want only one thing. Either to kill you or do subjugate you. It is not about rejoicing or about dancing on a grave, simply that for every imbecilic US Koran burning intolerant fool preacher there are an equal number who wish only to make the world live in mud huts and pray all day. Wise Muslims, Christians and others understand this. Being PC is not it. But, MOST important of all, that false OBL world of Islam now knows he died trying to hide behind a Woman. When (OK if) the video comes out, that, more than anything else will damn OBL in the eyes of the True Believers. And as for muppet finger poster. feck off back to the world of Neville Chamberlain you uneducated moron. The world of Islam rejoices that the evil that has so tainted their religion has gone to meet his Virgins.

I see poopey fans had their end of season fancy dress today. They all went dressed as empty seats. (thanks to FB for that one)

Are they dead yet? Feck, they seem to have been on the run from true justice longer than Osama. Still we all know how that ended

Simply cannot believe it Got my ticket a while ago, but had to hold on for business reasons before booking my flight back and now? No fecking airmiles seats left between Wed & Sunday. FFS Cheapest I have found is BA for like 450 quid. Oh well you lot are back at work tomorrow will have to get busy turning this into a business trip instead then

Feck feck feck... Mine was SUPPOSED to be as the ad says Fly Emirates Thursday... But the availability is awful & the price is nuts as airmiles are all unavailable & my freebie BA ticket win needs 21 days notice. Will be back on here with the proper plan later tomorrow after I consult with the Oracle that is my credit card statement

mwah mwah mwah

Down here they stopped showing the L1 games on TV this season so even when we'd been on in UK we had to put up with cruddy streams. But yes, next year we can start heading back down the pub to watch

Just got Eric away safely in a taxi - lol. Demolished his stock of OSH during the game. Hollered & danced like a couple of kids when Rickie scored the first and sat and just felt GOOOOOOOOD while he demolished a reasonably priced Merlot with the GF afterwards while I stuck to the Tsing Tao. Only downer? Sky News not having a sports section for 3 hours due to Osama so only seeing the goals thanks to Benji. My God gang, doesn't it feel weird supporting a PROPER winning football team for a change!??! Well done to everyone at SMS - Thankyou

Feck Yeah

The way our team have come out onto the pitch in the past few games has been fantastic. It has been a very very long time since I have had real confidence that we would go out and do a job. After all the years of pain we have a bunch of players who are a TEAM again Well done to Nige And that's it fingers are going as the beer flow

Think next year we could finally be back at the right level for our superstar in waiting yep next year could be Pulis's year. OK I have had a lot of real ale

We mess up our record clean sheet run Adkins OUT KD is rubbish. hehehehe who gives a feck

And the number of points we've taken in the run in must be one heck of a record as well Connolly hits the bar from a mile out

MS coming on

Think we should dedicate todays win to the latest sign up for Saints Player though good on yer Alps, now you know the hell we go through every week!

Eric goes in for another Dorito