dubai_phil

Ha take that moaners

Quelle surprise

Oh well enjoy the second half chaps & chapesses

Sorry Duney Babe, but I am really not myself today. A man really shouldn't be allowed win 80 quid's worth of free shooters at 12:30am after a night on Bullfrogs & JaegerBombs. AND THEN BE FORCED TO GO OUT FOR THE EVENING AT HALFTIME ON A FOOTIE NIGHT. This lacklustre tippy tappy rubbish means I will go out with the timing of Alpine's entrance onto this thread still in doubt. That's a hard thing to take after so little footie of late

This is a disgraceful performance. Total arrogance, passing the ball at ease and lazy shooting off target - OK so we KNOW you are talented but do you HAVE to keep aiming at the post? We should have destroyed this rubbish by now. Mark my words this lack of a killer instinct will come back to haunt us Perhaps they are blinded by the unusual playing conditions? - Sunshine

Uh oh We're playing with Passion....

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss That makes me feel better or is it the extra large Bloody Mary? Who cares. need this wrapped up by half time as we have to to go out at 8pm local

Arrrggghhh Oxo you Moron hit the TARGET

That is EXACTLY what you don't need when you are late getting back, can only listen to the first half and still have the hangover from Hell from last night And Udders have scored and we haven't NA OUT! I am now officially more grumpy than Alps

Goddamit. Your credit card details have expired So feck off from Saints Player and repay us.... Grrrrrrr

Yeah mine is a bit like that this morning after a heavy Karaoke & Bullfrog Night last night.... Good news was the GF won the "Sing a Stevie Wonder" competition - stone me, she won TWO freebie tickets to see the main man himself in Abu Dhabi in a couple of weeks. meanwhile I have no idea of the name of the band but they were in Pussey Parleur when it rained mid afternoon on Thursday 3 Glasto's ago

That would still be an improvement on having EricofArabia in charge of Dubai's Air Traffic Control...

I still like the "The Russians were expected to complete last Wednesday" line, which was followed on a Thursday by "None of the interested parties have proved funds yet" I mean that's still up there with the Helpmerhonda takeover tale. We all know it isn't real, and it's clear the few don't believe it - they haven't even worked out how to have a Yacht Watch yet.

That's all very well, but please, tell us how you really feel

Was listening to the GF singing Stevie Wonder I just Called to say at Karaoke 2night... She only won 2 tickets to see him in concert in March. Well impressed

Wow, I sure could set you up with a career down here at our shopping mall ticket barriers explaining (politely) how they work. You could earn thousands a day if you only charged a dirham a go! There is nothing funnier here than a driver sitting there honking his horn waving his arms and shouting into his mobile because he doesn't know he has to put the ticket in the machine to get out! (Ah well maybe D_P singing at Karaoke is funnier)

Yep

Woo Hoo. Pay for ticket weekend is here. Yep us Johnny Foreigners get to book the CamperVan tickets and pay the full balance an age before you lot, and we're allowed to use Credit Cards (phew) So a frustrating afternoon of F5ing awaits. U2 on Friday, OK great name, but saw them at Wembley in the 80's and they were very meh (The Prentenders stole that show). Beyonce, hmm didn't bother to drive 100kms to see her when we had free ticket passes for the first F1 GP in Abu Dhabi, but somehow think the GF will have her high up the list, unless something special is on The Other Stage Coldplay. Well, we were spoiled by their Gig in Abu Dhabi in the middle of 3 thunderstorms and rain drops the size of Vodka Shots. Things were blowing up on the stage but the band played on and it was without a doubt THE best gig I have ever seen (not necessarily the best Musical Content). Will I want to sour those memories by sitting in my Deck Chair 200 yards from the stage? Hmm Looking forward to seeing what the options on the other stages are to be honest. The joy of Glasto is randomly finding something or someone you'd never had thought to see who turned out to rock and it always seems to be after a good stay at the Cider Bus Strangely over the years that has included Will Young, La Roux, some completely unknown Ska band from Bristol, Lady Gaga, Eddie Grant, Hot Ratz The Prodigy (Mosh Pit at my age with a deckchair on my back - how stupid is that but AWESOME!) some African Duet and (FFS) Tony Christie singing Amarrillo. Random

I'm told I went to the JPT final last season but for some reason it got wiped from my mind on the train ride home after the 476th Pint of Real Ale. Glad it wasn't important after all that

5 interested parties eh? They covet Poopey. Still not proved funds. Well, that actually sounds like a MASSIVE step forwards for them. Let's face it their LAST owner didn't even prove EXISTENCE, let alone funds

Just off to Samaritans. Couldn't get a booking for late in Saturday so getting in now. It's Swindon, we'll lose, the Wrist Slitters will be close to being proved right, the world will end

Poulter was pants on the Desert Swing and mad at himself he seems back on form now though http://twitter.com/ianjamespoulter

OK here we go. Bompey are doing OK. Their Chairman is rumoured to have a few issues or worries these days. Some people were interested in buying Bompey at the beginning of the season, Mitchell went to the Echo and chased them away. Suddenly the same people who were interested in Bompey turn up on the Poopey takeover thread as being interested in buying them. At the same time a new wave of stuff pops out from Bompey about Saints including somebody thinking we are for sale. What I see here is a fantastic example of smoke & mirrors. Are the old Bompey buyers now having a pop at them again? but are they using other tricks to scare Bompey that they are currently Bompey (hence Chairman's) only hope and if he does not do a deal they are getting their revenge for the summer media attacks on them by using the media themselves to stir up rumours that they may walk to another club. So I just saw some stuff, that made a lot of sense. I heard something totally unrelated about a particularly rare and expensive car parking up in Bompey yesterday and from the leak to the Echo last summer a very similar car was seen at Dean Court when there was interest. So I think the banter in the press COULD be unrelated to us and part of what I think may be a possibly dirty war up west I may also have totally misread it so I put it in vague terms. I liked vague, 'cos when I put it this way round I come across as a raving looney great big pratt Time will tell, maybe they are tweaking Bompey to get a better deal out of the skates, maybe they just want to buy Bahrain or something I don't actually KNOW, was just extrapolating

Yeah sort of all went a bit Pete Tong there! Still not surprised, been working like a loon last few days

No offence Alps!