dubai_phil

OK enough already, some of the puns so far have been eggscruciatingly bad

This

Let us put this in plain English. The club was insolvent when they started last season in the PL The club was insolvent when they "bluffed" (allegedly) lied their way through a winding up Court order The club was insolvent so went into Admin The club is insolvent now it has come out of admin - in the BIGGEST recession since the 1930's Well done I believe I should propose a Toast to those miracle workers that are, have been and will continue to be - The Club owners. Cheers. The Nobel Prize for Business acumen awaits you gentlemen (and Lady FD)

So the new co needs to borrow some money. Oh wow another big surprise. Now let's think a moment - doesn't the newco have some bills to pay off as well? As in the CVA? So like kinds what happened to the grand payback plan for the 20p? Long way to go yet. Someone give The Guinness Book of Records a call and see who holds the record for securing the most loans against the same assets

Let us hope that their short term future is now secured. In the meantime, for those muppets down there celebrating, may they also be fired, made redundant or have their benefits, housing maintenance programmes cut as a part of the impact the loss of 20 million or so will have from the Exchequer. And no, this thread is not over, there will still be a long way to go just remember, this is not about a Football Club, it is about money

Hope for Eric yet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ1cTte3pB4&feature=player_embedded Amazing free running video clip..... By a DOG? Well it made us sit up and watch And yes the music IS krap

I took the first photo in this thread with the sprayed on jeans - fact Then I woke up

Seems we are lucky we only have the John Barnes Alesha Dixon series on down here then.

As I said on the match thread - Phew Think our confidence took a knock last week and when we didn't break them down early doors we sounded as if we were sluggish and less precise in our pass and move style. So a very important win from a metality perspective and of course from the table perspective as well. I think we now know we have a special one in Oxo, but also think that the way he was used today is the way ahead for the next month or so. Keep him simmering on the bench to bring him on for the last quarter or so and use up all his emotional and physical energy attacking a tiring defence. Defences will know that and move more resources across leaving more space for Adam to weave his magic. Still work to do on the mental frailty of the team but this result helps keep us on track.

Phew

aargh KD blinding save again!

OMG Oxo runs through the lot of them and hits the inside of the post

WTF 5 mins - Hurry up I have some great RibEye steaks to get cooking

Wow hot news everyone Skacel has scored a hat trick Just in case you didn't know

lol Wotton for Englnad chants ring out from SMS

Lousy manager eh, changes things around and we suddenly sound like world beaters Ho hum But makes up for it by bringing on Wotton

Thank fook for that oxo

Was hoping a lucky dump would get us a goal. Will take that as second best then

SG's lawyers with statement before game Solent going there shortly but "not bad" news for The few

OMG! Dalek in "there was another manager apart from GH" shocker!

Phew

What they don't want to do is concede another one Well done Dave

OK it WAS Rickie Lambert FK after 4 minutes that keeper made a brilliant save from - thanks Oldham crew

Standard definition of an English Married Woman having sex with her hubby

KD makes brilliant save with legs