dubai_phil

Echo in dig at SFC again. Quelle surprise

So now it isn't enough that we have The Fashion Police, The Chanting Police and the Police Police at SMS. We now have to employ Sniffer Dogs to ensure that all the fans 1) Have showered in the past week (won't get many French fans then) and 2) Are wearing the Officially Endorsed Aftershave/Perfume. Memo to Mega Store - get truck loads of Eau de Itchen in stock. best not to have it animal tested and try and get the stuff to burn red sashes across the chin that only last until May

Shame Gordon Watson wasn't still playing for us. Ah haaaar

A week is a long time in Politics

:lol::lol:

Noooooooooooooooo That was Hugo Boss fabric, handstitched in Bangkok, with Nautica Shirt, Debenhams RED (AP style) cotton socks & Gino Someoneo Italian shoes.... Beaten by a Car Boot Sale M&S off the peg hand me down Gutted and off to bed

+ 1 And anyway - I was getting fecking wet only noticed the label when I got back to the hotel that evening. Big Ferrari's and Expensive desinger gear are for people with small willies or insecure wannabe chicks. It isn't about the label FIRST it is about "Will it keep me warm/dry at SMS?" Sunderland Away near Christmas about 8 years ish ago with London Saints - as cold as it has ever been at a game Steua Bucharest Away - as wet as it has ever been. The designer crew didn't look good in their gear - they just looked cold and wet and silly

Don't worry about it. Once their Landlords padlock their ground for non payment of rent they'll be up the road at Dorchester or Weymouth, Eddie (I don't need the money honest) will be on the phone to the FL very shortly begging for the game to switched to SMS so he can earn some cash by selling out the Kingsland for his home supporters

I cannot believe that there are still Pie Eaters at the Stadium out there when you have Mike's Fish & Chips on Queensway towards the Docks down near Debenhams on the way to the ground. FFS have beers near Bargate, garb FANTASTIC (and very economically priced) Fish & Chips while walking to the pubs at the bottom end of East Street/Deb's before the game. This post was brought to you by Mike's FANTASTIC Fish & Chips who will give me a discount on my next visit won't you

I had a Russian Boss. He noticed me wearing a raincoat at a Sales meeting in Europe. He said - Wow, I never imagined that you were the Armani wearing type. I replied, wow, you have the same coat as me, where did you buy it? He said I got a good deal on it at Duty Free at Paris Airport it was 4,000 Euros. I said no sh1t? 4 grand, amazing. I got mine in the tourist market in Shanghai, it cost me $25. let's see if we can spot the difference? He couldn't. I have never stopped lol'ing. I only bought the frecking thing because it was raining and I was wet. Fashion Labels - designed for the insecure at heart Oh, and yes, I have worn it to SMS and away games HTH

W2FM (What's in it for me?!) Oh sorry. Military

Hmm there were re-development of the SMS area in the Business Plan. Wow, there's a big surprise. Don't forget the Industrial Estate, wonder who owns that? Would make Luverly apartments Maybe

Ok so enough of what you wore earlier this season, what about when you were a youngster? Bet Pops' sent you out in a Tweed Jacket, Flat Cap and Courdroys didn't he? And mumsie made sure your Cravat was done up nice and tight

Can I give you lot a few Q-Tips on how to make bad puns? Tune in to Canal + some time

Doesn't that also describe the Glenn Hoddle Academy? Any co-incidence?

Damn, wish I'd seen that one, another business opportunity goes begging. One has to move quickly these opportunities tend to be ear today, gone tomorrow

Ah but in a "community" society like we are, he is not himself and he is a member so the other members can exploit his skills for the benefit of the members. I think that's what Lenin said, or was it Lennon?

If only we could find the old S4E forum and some of the old TSW threads... Many will recall that during the takeover saga (s), the forum (s) devised an innovative methodolgy of identifying potential investors, players etc by the size and shape of their Earlobes. According to the Telegraph today, it appears that this innovative, nay imaginary conceptual break-through has been stolen and turned into a new product that may well come to change our lives and security as we know it. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/8052887/Ears-provide-new-way-of-identifying-people-in-airports.html If only we could prove that we came up with the idea first, we could use our legally minded members to initiate legal action to earn us zillions in royalties What other innovative ideas have we had that have been stolen, and should we now start to copyright our ideas and posts? We didn't need an expensive system, we had Trousers!

Mah Boon Krong. I'm off there again for New Year. Has a number of outlet shops (as opposed to the fake stuff, theirs is all real). What should I be looking out for to wear underneath my Saints (BOGOFF) Grey Branded lightweight waterproof, US Outlet Mall Wranglers and my Original SMS Megastore Slash shirt. I'm now confused, I thought my Gap, Aeropostal, Nautica, Gantt, Abercrombie & Fitch stuff was fine to wear, matched off with a pair of lightweight Timberland waterproof cross-trainers. Now I'm really concerned that I have to rethink my shopping on my next trip. i would not want to upset the Chapel End massive

I bet you have a lovely collection of M&S Jumpers don't you.

Be careful with the Paul Smith Jeans. All over the place these days in Bangkok for 8 quid a pair. Hope your's weren't bought "at a good price"

Oh please, leave him alone, he's lonely now that Alp's has been off air for a week or so

Forget the AP "goals" issue for a moment. Under Burley AND AP, we made the pitch narrow and tried to pass or hoof our way through the middle. As has been shown in the past two games, the concept of widening the pitch is new to us and has provoked strong reactions because it IS different and it has shown us a different way of playing. The plan A and B issue is irrelevant, there will be occassions where we will give NA stick because the wide route will not be working due to conditions or tactics from opposition, switching styles then will be important. We complained because under Burley & AP we never switched FROM being narrow. So it is not cut and dried, we may still complain about this style. Also, those that keep dragging up the "goals" argument are also being stupid. We are 3 games into a run of improved performances after a period where our two best goal scorers have been injured and/or off form. In the same way that being OTT about "The new tactics" may be premature, so is the rubbish that AP was better as we scored more. Both will happen. The key thing though as Gaffer points out - feck me people we FINALLY have a team playing attractive football again and winning for the first time in (according to your opinion) weeks or years, so get up off your ass and get down to watch them while you can. I think we are finally making the big step from "Recovering" to "Really Moving Forward" Long way to go yet though

Out of historical interest, when did that chant change from the innovative and amusing Wooooooooooooaaaa "You're sh1t, Ooooooh Arrrrghhh" which was a sensibly localised version of what is done at most grounds into You fat Bstd at the end? There must have been a game at The Dell which caused that to start, stick and be funny?

Think this could become a Golden Thread. Certainly should be read with the "A New Start/Amnesty for Posters" threads in mind and the drop Lambert one Yes I know still early days, but a start