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PMSL You REALLY ain't gonna believe this..... Absolutely hissing down outside. Sharjah awash as the storm drains weren't opened in time and our main by-pass Emirates Road is a car park with idiots thinking they were driving hovercraft not cars. Wow, Never thought I'd become the Michael Fish of the forum. Nice big Rainbow over Sharjah way And the forecast said (as usual) 0% chance of precipitation. Yeah right

What is Christmas? OK I joke. One of the things I really like about down here. We get a proper Christmas, the Malls are decorated, Crimble songs in shops and on the radio. Christmas Parties in the pubs, heck, we even get Santa and his Grottos. BUT - none of it starts until at least around the end of the first week of December and on the Radio, not until actual Christmas week. Far far FAR more Christmassy, even if we do have to go and walk on the beach for a sundowner before the Queen's speech. Mind you, the Garden Centre was TRYING to flog Plastic tress last week for 70 quid a pop

Apparently DC reads this forum. As a result he is back in the treatment room today - nothing to do with football, he is undergoing reconstructive surgery having split his sides lol'ing at this thread.

What is rain?

Definitely saw him on the Telly talking to Tiger about how to cure his problems with his new swing in Shanghai. Looks like he made it back in time to give the HT motivational speech at Twickenham before flying out to wave the Chequered Flag at Interlagos this afternoon

Definitely saw him on the Telly talking to Tiger about how to cure his problems with his new swing in Shanghai. Looks like he made it back in time to give the HT motivational speech at Twickenham before flying out to wave the Chequered Flag at Interlagos this afternoon

انه أفضل مهاجم في النادي عندما مناسبا ، لا شك. ولكن قال انه سوف يكون على الأرجح مرة أخرى في غرفة العلاج قريبا Think that makes it clear

انه أفضل مهاجم في النادي عندما مناسبا ، لا شك. ولكن قال انه سوف يكون على الأرجح مرة أخرى في غرفة العلاج قريبا Think that makes it clear

And not to forget the eagerly awaited start Connolly instead of Lambert thread

Bugger. I'm gonna have to drink Blackberry smoothies every match now. Good result, sounded like a grim game. Happy to still be in the Cup, at least won't be playing Havant & Waterlooville next round

You're having a LARF!

Good shout that one!

YES Connolly gets it with first touch in added time! Knew the Nuns had it in them

My word, when you really get Googling there are some awfully naughty Nuns out there Has been much more interesting than listening to the last 5 minutes of commentary The bad weekend continues. The GF just brought me up a drink - how sweet... Sips it - it's a fecking Blackberry SMOOTHIE - barf

Oh alright then

No wonder he didn't play well, apparently Oxo has been pulled off this afternoon. Guly has been poooooor says Dave Meanwhile more Nuns behaving badly

Watched the end of the rugby & had some nice grilled fish with Mash & Broccoli. And amazingly Solent are back on Saintsplayer. Knew it was gonna be an odd weekend when I unexpectedly got beaten into 2nd place in Karaoke last night at Rock Bottom, and managed to get beaten by myself singing Daydream Believer - that was just so wrong as has been the whole thing today Maybe this can help

Go easy on the OSH Eric. Barracuda were very low on Brit Beer stocks yesterday and no OSH.

Apparently we have been Quelled. Gotta add that one to the important phrases list alongside Whelmed Sounds like two guys mumbling away in their front room

Came in late, watching the egg chasers get the butts spanked. Tune in and I have TRANMERE commentary? I mean I read you had Bompey & Saints and at least that was close to the right geographic area Sounds like the Shrews guys are trying hard to stay awake

Difficult decisions today, sit upstairs with a broken A/C system listening to the Under Perform Group's SaintsPlayer dropping in and out. Or sit downstairs where the A/C is fine and watch the Egg chasers in HD hmmmmmmmmm

I like the sash, it represents our history but it is also IMHO a final break with the bad old days. But the celebration & the break will have happened, so next year we should go back to stripes. (Although having an away kit with a sash is not a bad idea - say one in white & a yellow with blue or something not too naff) I like the shirt and will happily still turn up to games in it in when we are playing in the Champions League in five or six years time at our new Stadium, but in reality what I think I like most about the shirt is the lack of sponsor logo on it. Going back to Stripes without a Sponsor would MORE than differntiate us from Stoke, Sunderland et al

It all depends on how tightly HMRC have a hold of AA's nuts.

There are two words in the English Language that you should NEVER EVER have to say. They are "If Only". You have a chance to be better. Stop asking for advice and tell them yes. If you don't, then at some point in your future you will have those two words come back at you, They will eat you up. Do it, take the chance to be more than you are

woosh smiley winky thingy Oh never mind