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There you go, see, you put Dan Brown's first 267 chapters into one and a bit paragraphs could have saved all that RSI lifting the damned heavy paperback

Let's get this straight then. Mr X works for a company with financial worries in a position where he has involvement in the decision making and managing of the finances. He is seeking a loan or a series of loans from people to ensure the survival of the company. The loans are risky to say the least. Then Said Mr X is charged by the Police, (note not accused, charged) with a statutory crime relating to financial impropriety. Let's just picture this in the real world shall we. Hello Mr Bank Manager I know my mortgage is in negative equity but I need to extend my overdraft, I'm a good guy and very trust worthy I'll pay you back.... But I can't make the meeting next week I have to go in for meetings with my lawyers about.... Hello, Ocean Finance..... Hello Mr Capone....... Not good, very not good

Didn't we do religion a few weeks back? BNP & The Tories are done. Weather down here sunny and 30C Just leaves SEX to talk about - which brings us nicely to MB - you forgotten how to PM bewbs? Nice idea 19C but think you took too many lessons from me in long rambling posts

Oops lol - however, fear not EoA. If you just set up a nice CCTV system looking at Sharjah ariport, I'm you'll get your own genuine version of this pretty soon. I hear they have to wear tin hats down there these days due to all the bits falling off dodgy airfreighters. No sign of my blagged Sound City tkts yet though :grumpysmileything: But was assured they would be sorted sometime today :-)

Old Twitchy could have left some of his scribbled doing transfer deals notes behind in his desk drawer when he ran back to the love of his life.... Meanwhile, also I think it is possible to sign out of contract players in the transfer black-out, so possibly some of the delay has been in his contract being paid off to make him a free agent, complicated I am sure but where there is a will there is always a way. Welcome Aaron and good luck, get your head down, Listen & Learn, work hard stay focused and I'm sure you'll have a great career for us as we walk our way back up the Leagues

There you go, see it just proves there's no point trying to have sensible debate on here, NOBODY reads your posts properly before responding :mad: WTF is a Big Brother? I was talking about Survivor, the whole two tribes thing, the pro's and the anti's who eventually have to team up together, not the Brit rip off of a Dutch idea, that nobody else on the planet has ever heard of.

How odd, just had a call from my old mate Sultan Bin Trump, apparently I am ITK about some big new reality TV opportunity. Apparently it's called Survivor - Dinner at 19C's House. Seems the TV rights could be huge and he sees the opportunity for a global networking franchise along the lines of his first big hit "The Hydra Executive" and his upcoming tribute to Spike Milligan - Pompey, My part in their downfall. Anyway word is that the TV rights sale could be enough to cover the Chateau Neuf Du Pape bill for the full 16 weeks of the programme. Now all it needs are 16 volunteers prepared to spend up to 16 weeks at 19C's house

Hmm tough call, poor bandwidth juddery internet TV or Ocean Colour Scene & Happy Mondays in concert in a nice small venue up the road at the Irish Village... Looks like a txt msg update night again

And let me guess, you end up working every year..... About time you had words with the boss who no doubt does the roster who no doubt is at the 7's every year! :smt029 Will try and get the Sound City ticket blag sorted tomorrow haven't chased him too much as I pulled all the strings I could for KoL will txt if I get anything, the bands are on for about 12 hours a day so you may find some time to drop in on the way home!

Old one for those of us who know Americans:-) But still lolage

lol well it was a bit lastminute.com in terms of everyone getting together to go, and it is a tad far for a day trip (and last time I looked Flybe don't quite stretch to 8 hours in their spin dryers But the Rugby 7's are coming, the clans are gathering and although Chez DP is now overbooked, (heck even double booked the sofa!)there are still some floors around town for crashing on. Downside is Bud, Amstel Light, Heineken or Strongbow only on sale at the vennue, but with 10 hours of entertainment per day sort of who cares really

It is Nov 09 This is a thread It is full of crap jokes Good effort chaps

Wasn't there a court case about that? or was it a sheep? Ah courtroom dramas. 12 Not Very Happy Men The popping out for a gentle stroll Jury Kramer marries Kramer

Strangely, in a Muslim country, the local supermarkets do a wide range of bangers, Cumberland, Linclonshire, Pork & Leek, Chipolatas the works, as well as the usual Walls etc. Worryingly, after many years we've actually found the best bangers are Farmers Choice, which are also the cheapest AND come from Kenya. And that doesn't include the whole range of Boerwoers, Saucisse de Toulon, Bratwursts & weisswursts that can be got down here. Not a fan of Timothy Taylors though, Wadworths 6X perfectly stored and poured gets me missing home though

Uh oh, now you're in trouble

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Sounds like a special night JM, file it away in the happy place. And thanks for asking the question, really appreciate that, and yes am gutted as well, it's such a long way to Justin's place from here and I think that "people in rural areas" back home have better internet service than we do down here... (Did you get a line on any ticket sources for the England games in SAF BTW?)

Well, look on the bright side, Storyteller is pulling every trick that Rupert COULD have used to try to keep them afloat until he finds a real Arab with money... If only he knew why it isn't happening lol

My mate was doing his DJ Shaft reunion gig tonight, sort of a cheese night. It was also his birthday, but none of us let him know we were there because of that It took him a while to say WTF on mike as we organised everyone in the pub to fill in the song request forms based on their memories, he finally twigged when he got the 3rd request for the Mike Sammes singers.. Funniest part was when they brought in his birthday cake, the bar manager had downloaded the link from You-Tube and actually played Sing Something Simple.... ROFL For those who know this place DJ Shaft was Dave Crane in an afro wig bigger than he is.. Evil but oh so funny - thanks for the idea guys a real hoot

The Backpackers Guide to the Solar System Earlier I was watching Jason Statham in Not very Organised

Holy Karp! You are babysitting a GOLD MINE! She's worth AT LEAST 2 camels down here.. Don't just sit there get her on Souq.com. With some really good bargaining, you might be able to squeeze a local for a Racing Camel... You got ANY idea how much they're worth - hell my 10% is good enough to get me & EoA down to SAF for the WC,,,, (Historical note - was once threatened with instant dismissal for trying to sell one of our Ireland based female employees to a local for two racing camels. Luckily when she discovered the average value of a racing camel, she, and the HR department team and most of the factory asked me to sort out a deal for them) (About $2mil for an average camel - ok get the picture!)

Well done Hypo, great effort.

Did we have the Planning to drink a lot on a stage weekend in Vegas? one yet

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