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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I cannot believe you did that Arrrgghhh :rock::smt021:smt076:rip::snipe::smt070:chain::gib::smt067:minigun::axe:

Interesting. A short comment, interesting that a couple of posters should pop up and deflect a thread about liquid poo. Strangely, on our stag weekend back in April outside of this weird place one of the lads mentioned that "they were poo-ing" properly for the first time in ages. As we had consumed a few ales this became a discussion and it seemed all the guys from here were having normal poo's in the morning. Yet when they were back here things were a little "rushed" each morning. On return things rapidly returned to normal with the plumbing, so we widened the survey, and lo and behold it seems that the male population of this place all seem to have the same "issues" So, thanks for the OP it would seem that in fact Orange Juice must be to blame. A survey will be conducted over the weekend to discover whether being full of sh*t is just an infection caused by this forum that spreads to your friends or if this could be a medical breakthrough. Anyone else on here full of liquid poo?.. Or could the old Emirates Air Hostess joke of the 90's have been true.... Men in Dubai are like toilets, they're either full of sh*t or engaged

Arrrggghhhh Related to "Sing Something Simple" (what was the name of the Presenter?) was that they used to play lots of sings by "The Black & White Minstrels" (don't infract me they're on Wiki!) Which also meant that of course that the folks liked to watch the TV show on a Saturday.... as did others I liked this also Show that fact to the PC police and ask what their parents used to "dig" Apart from the "wrongness" the music always reminded me of old people's homes.....

You see I blame Pancake for this outbreak of incitement to violence on the forum.... Meanwhile, in other news DP ain't lost it, F1 at the weekend, $400 a ticket for the weekend, big gigs each night, yep I blagged a pair of freebies for Kings of Leon in concert (don't give a carp for the racing). Wouldn't have mentioned it but found out they were selling on the black market down here for about 300 quid each... So I have a tough call, sell the tickets and use the proceeds to buy the skates next week to ensure their demise all the way to the BSQ or stand like a loon singing about Sex being on Fire....? Feck, I'll use the credit card for the skates project and keep the tickets, If I don't succeed next week then price should be down to a dozen free Yorkie bars the week after. Don't we all want to lol about the sk8tes falling out of love with their sheiks.... TOLD YA SO! Nobody ever listens ho hum

And that unfortunately is when the world as we knew it will end. The very first thing that I noticed when I came down here 16 years ago, all of the "comfort zones went" - couldn't go to the pub with mates and talk about - The weather (it's the same for 350 days a year, Politics - we don't have any, Religion - you're drinking beer in a Muslim country that's enough and then there was Sex, luckily Burkhas aren't that fashionable so we always had that to talk about - specially with about 300 blokes to every women here in those days) Thing is it is part of our heritage. Take it away it won't stop there peeps... Uh hello - IT'S A PUB SERVING ALCOHOL How many "conservative, easily offended other religions will be in the building, let alone trying to overhear a conversation? As for politics being a no go area, when did Stalin get re-incarnated? But the point about freedom of speech and offence is a very fair one and very difficult, the Mods do a good job, which is why Pancake should infract himself. But he still should, for continuity's sake

lol seems like it is gang up on Mods week, how delightful

Let's just get this little thought straight can we... The PL hold the Sky money and send it to the clubs. Pompey have borrowed everything against future TV money So, if Pompey owe money to people connected to the PL for say transfers, then the PL could just divert the money from telly to the creditor Meaning that Pompey would breach the terms of all their new loans oh wow

yes, but then the Headline should read Saint Dean answers his critic..... not criticS Somehow not so "sensationalist"

Thanks Morph. Which is how it should be, they clearly are fans and I am sure they are enjoying watching this year.

Leitch has obviously been watching & reading too much about Liverpool. Commentary team down here went on and on about Lucas having critics and he was sliencing them. Must have heard that and decided he could do the same story down here just change names and get a sexy headline. Molehill out of a Man Mountain. Seems not only us lot on here finding things difficult to talk about when all is going so well!

Totally agree. But I also think that in L1 Drew could struggle. Our team this year has been "beefed up" considerably. His pace isn't so critical in a League (like PL) where speed of thought and touch are more important (think of CMFG), I think Drew has that but when he has players around him who don't think as fast as he does it becomes frustrating for him and all of us. Many years ago my Uncle watched Charlie George play his debut for us, said he looked complete class but also a fool as he was thinking about 2 moves ahead of the rest of the team Some players drop a division and look good, others - well look at us in the CCC with all our PL quality players...

Like the comment "It would be madness....." There we go, final confirmation that even the PL think they have lost the plot.... Still, no doubt they'll be on here today telling us they have turned the corner after scoring 4 last night with their reserves

lol at the other quotes about the Pompey game at Hull also

Sitting in the attic bending a coat hangar around the Tranny aerial to try and hear Peter Powell That's another horrific memory! lol

Syria is not covered by the World Trade Organisation and their patents You can buy Vega, a local derivative of Viagra. It is 1/10th the price of the original. I am sure that this will help you get it up for as long as you want Sorry, couldn't resist

Had a horrid moment this evening replying to a 19C post. I was reminded of when I was a whippersnapper of my Dad (sadly missed) tuning the car radio in so that he could catch "Sing Something Simple" on a Sunday night. It was Sooooooooooooooooooooooo depressing. Had something similar here when I first came to this crazy place in 1993, our Friday night radio stopped at 7pm and we had syndicated shows and 4 hours of "The Country & Western Show". Now some C&W songs are good but this one just played non stop morbid depressing ballads. The LAST thing you needed on the equivalent of a Brit Sunday night. (We used to work Sat-Thursday lunchtime) Anyone else have any Bad Radio show memories (other than 5Live on the coach back from Anfield after we lost 750-1 Ed Stewpot for one?

Damn & I just blagged you a freebie ticket for that, are Kings of Leon still coming down? all I read about is Befookinonce

Beware the Aides of March HTH Oh stop it - before you all start it was because the transfer window is gone, the push for the playoffs is in full swing and the squad have collected cards and bans threaten to deprive us of critical players at the wrong time

Out of interest only Morph, what about your contacts' old pal AS? He been back this season.

+1 With us he stood on the verge of MLT level greatness. At Arsenal he just became another fish in a pond. The others mentioned, Bale, Kachlol (sic) etc are all valid but his was the one that hurt us the most. And, if truth be told, probably him as well, if I recall rightly from an old, now working for some council somehwere and never really mentioned by us fans

I can confirm that Nickh is a year and a month younger than me. Bryan Adams wrote a song about him - 18 til I die. Hmm Sidmouth...Early Nov..... airmiles.... Last time I was there some swine from Ottery ruined our club tour weekend by bowling me first ball with a worm sh*gger that pitched half way & would have gone under the blade of a snowplough let alone a hungover cricket bat. On topic, when did Art get all freaky? I remembered him as a wise old sage and suddenly it was all horoscopes and stuff - reckon he's been reading too much Paul McKenna, Mystic Meg and Dan Brown and stuff.

Actually the whole thing is explained in great and accurate detail on here, just go back to page 1 and spend the next 3 weeks reading... Or in very simple terms, the skates have now, thanks to their "hero" Storyteller ended up with a board room and split shareholding that makes Rupert seem like a Metroman from Sex & the City and as if he was best friends with the wise and knowledgable Mike Wilde and are both off on a shooting, golfing and drinking holiday with their best friend and PR guru Leon Crouch at the invite of Hone & Dulieu, with Harry Redknapp as tour guide George Burley as Sommelier and Nigel Pearson as Rupert's personal fashion expert. Trust me, our ownership & boardroom divisions of the past years look like heaven compared to where they are currently sailing. Heck, for the Sk8te fans, Story could even end up (nearly) making Askham look like a hero to some on this forum by comparison.. If you like Bewbs, keep watching, it's amazing how often you can get t*ts up in one place

I miss EricofArabia. He hung around for years cheerful and cheery and was always reliable on match days as a promoter of Fine English Ales. And then he pays his fiver, moves into the mainstream and woosh, just like that. Have to say that for us down here an infarction was always held to be what you had after a trip to Ravi's for a curry

Let us hope it's on telly down here, bound to fill the local sports bars like last time....

Was that one of the coaches from Salisbury? We found out at Fleet services that the game was off and turned up at Reading en masse in the middle of their end. Was funny at the beginning - the looks on the faces, but became "fretful" as the evening wore on. Memorable trip though