The Cat

One of those games. We've had them before and we'll have them again. Fair play to Swansea. They defended well around the box and stifled us through the middle. Would have liked to have seen more support for Pelle from the midfield, he was isolated so often when he won the ball that there were no options.

Buying the land and building more pitches would cost millions. Play home games at Staplewood or a local non league ground with the odd one at St Mary's. I'm happy for us to have a women's team but let's not get carried away.

We should let him take a penalty if we get one when 3-0 up at some point just so he can score.

It is a bit erratic. I've seen Low there twice, once the sound was spot on, the other time very muddy. It's a great venue though - so glad it didn't close when it was in trouble a few years ago.

Was that in the Union Chapel? If so I was there too. Plenty of spine-tingling moments in that gig. There's very few people who can be so captivating on stage with just a guitar and a few stories. Have you seen him doing the weather on US TV? If not, here it is:

I saw Tweedy in London if that's what you mean? Have seen Wilco about 5 times including at the Wedgewood Rooms in 2004 when they played for nearly 3 hours. One of my top 5 gigs ever.

Didn't it just. Glendenning looked hammered, I could almost smell his hangover breath through the screen of my laptop.

New Burial. He's gone hardcore.

I love Wilco. Will you marry me? Unless you are Glasgow, in which case I'd still bum you just for mentioning them.

If there's a bloke linesman who makes a mistake we could sing "you should be washing the car" or "Top Gear, you should be watching Top Gear" Endless opportunities.

Don't knock it. There's could be a whole new squad for us to invent witty songs for and to give funny alternative names to. Also, no one is going to turn down the chance to buy a half and half scarf of Saints Ladies and Doncaster Belles* *if they're still a team.

A link to his best 3 goals recreated in Lego are underneath that interview too.

If we are hilariously nicknaming him Durex I hope he plays in the hole.

Another one to add to the defectors list.

There's a lot of cup finals in that OP.

I had £5 on Spurs first half Sheff Utd second half at 50/1. Gutted.

Can't shoot, too lightweight, cuts in from the left on his right foot but has decent skill and technique. Sounds just like a chap we sold to Liverpool for over £20m.

In case you hadn't noticed Elia had a terrible scoring rate before he joined but Koeman has turned this around in quick time. His not at all fortunate match winning brace at Newcastle is testament to our manager who, having seen Tim Krul's weakness of dealing with balls hit straight at him, told Elia to drill one directly at the keeper and then aim a shot at a defenders leg so it would deflect just inside the post. If Ronald can do the same with this new chap then Man City won't have a chance of finishing 2nd.

Filip Djuricic makes Messi like shiiiite He playes on the left, he hates Pompey Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap

I haven't been as excited by some youtube videos since we signed Steve de Ridder.

Boy has some skills. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms0azcVgPsM

I like him based on the first goal in this video alone Turn the sound down though, the music is horrible.

No. It has happened. Some small part of the problem eminates from our new found standing as a venue for football tourists. Being visited by fans of foreign teams, where drinking in the stands is the norm, has caused a few issues.

New Shlohmo track. Album soon. Lovely.

Kathryn Joseph - The Bone. Haunting, beautiful, stunning.