The Cat

I work for the fuzz. I monitor these boards for illegal activity. Beware the 5 o'clock knock.

They used to do it, in fact I have done it before. Whether this is still the case or not I don't know as it was a couple of years ago.

There's a Sleater-Kinney special on 6Music this Sunday.

Koeman said 2 weeks for the 3 of them in the pre match Palace press conference.

If we'd won would the numbers for the draw have been the same though?

When e-cigs first came out I saw stewards stopping people from smoking them in the concourse saying that if others saw the smoke from a distance they'd think it OK to smoke normal cigarettes. Not sure if there is an actual policy though.

The only one man guitarist/singer/kick drum artist you need in your life is this man: [video=youtube_share;QBk5iwCUcMs]

They'll probably play a few more dates while they are here. It's one of the best things about festival season, there's just loads of gigs everywhere. I went to EOTR from the beginning but they've priced me out. Tickets for us and a 2 kids aged 6 and 9 cost £540. It's £75 for a 6yo!!! That's nuts. Hence while I'll wait until just before and try to get one cheap off a last minute desperate seller. We'll go to Green Man again instead, they should have a line up announcement soon.

I've even seen people chucked out the family stand for drinking in their seats. Even at the quietest games there's between 5-10 people ejected, normally for drinking in the seats or smoking in the toilets. I'm not aware of anyone getting thrown out for snorting coke at the match. Therefore I'd suggest it's safer to do illegal drugs at football than legal ones.

For lifeintheslowlane: Sufjan Stevens booked to headline End of the Road Festival: http://endoftheroadfestival.com/ I wasn't going to go this year but may well try and get a cheap ticket on the day it starts. Loads of people who couldn't make it were selling them at discounted prices on Gumtree last year.

Installation of new CCTV technology at St Mary's means the stewards now have the ability to instantly zoom in and look at any fan in the Northam while still monitoring the rest of the stand on a different screen. Just a heads up if you're considering drinking in your seat or lobbing something on to the pitch as you'll most likely get caught.

He also came through their youth system didn't he? Would be a bit like us doing it for Shaw if he'd played a couple more seasons and won a few trophies.

Unearthed? Were they buried underground somewhere?

Overheard a posh mum at the kids school earlier who happens to be a Palace fan saying how great it was on Saturday because they sat in the away end and the Palace fans sing a lot and don't swear like the Saints fans which is brilliant for the kids.

It was from us. All we could hear in the Chapel was Palace nonstop. Their Ultras may be laughable but they make a decent amount of noise.

He'll leave, I'm sure if it. I can almost see him in an Arsenal shirt already.

1 win in 10. Tick tock.

Talking of pathetic support, it looks like there's about 12 people at the Blackburn vs Swansea game.

Plenty of players have bad games. 2 weeks ago he scored the winner at Old Trafford FFS.

I wish Pelle would stop spending so much time arguing with the ref. Just accept it and get on with the game.

At most there was a mild ripple of applause.

CB Fry cares, he really does. Just not enough to go to the games.

Apart from a shot from 20 yards that went about a foot wide in the first half you mean? Iike him but sometimes would like to see more attacking urgency in his passing rather than continually knocking it sideways.

Annoying loss. Quite surprised our midfield capitulated like that in the first half. They seemed to have acres of space when attacking which is something we're not used to seeing at all.