The Cat

Burnley fans on their best behaviour tonight. Lobbing a lighter at Rico Lewis and then some lad trying to get on the pitch near the end.

That goal was silly. He's unreal.

Burnley are playing well. Other than the goal Man City haven't created much.

Lewis Payne off on loan to Newport County.

He actually does as he put Portsmouth into Room 101

Hopefully someone asks him what the craziest thing he did or wore at a football match was. Much more interesting than a lot of the questions will be.

Hahaha. Was this the cup game? I was there, wish I'd been over that side to see that.

QPR away when Mane scored in the last minute I fell down the stairs when celebrating and ended up laying across a row of seats. Hurt my ribs really badly and completely ripped the crotch out of my jeans. Had to walk around London after with my pants out. Then I missed the train by a minute and ended up sitting outside Victoria station with some tramps drinking beer while waiting for the next train. Didn't look out of place at all.

Surely he won't need to do that interview because you've been relentlessly banging on for the last few months about how he's staying?

How about a tombola? £1 a ticket and you could win a bottle of Lidl wine, some regifted chocolates no one likes or James Bree.

There's a few we could flog for a quid in Poundland, especially some that played last night.

Haven't our manager and DoF have been saying we need to sell in interviews for quite a while though? That's the impression I got anyway. We got pretty much what we wanted for Livramento and it seems like we're nearly there with Lavia too. Not all clubs will always get what they want for every transfer for one reason or another, but I'd say we're doing pretty well with outgoings so far this window.

I hope there's a Twitter thread somewhere posting screenshots of James' shitposts on here.

And Aribo

Looks like Doyle coming on

We can't defend set pieces. Struggling every time one comes in the box, if they had decent delivery we'd be in real trouble.

Poor first half. Bree has been awful and gave the ball away cheaply for the goal. Perraud and Lyanco are CB's. Perraud has been bad in defence but stepped out with the ball nicely a couple of times. Armstrong is at the centre of everything for us. AA done well on the right. Mara and Adams not done a lot up top.

Lonsdale trainers?

Interested to see Meghoma play men's football to see how he gets on.

Already seen a woman with no teeth rooting through bags of donations left outside a charity shop in the high street. Compared to some of the other women around she seemed quite the catch!

I remember Gillingham being shit but not this shit.

The villages are lovely, it's just the towns which are generally a bit shit with a few exceptions. A lot of small town mentality there. Some very insular places which is strange considering how close a lot of it is to London.

Haha. I'd say anyone from the north side of Blue Bell Hill would be judged as untrustworthy. A bit like anyone east of Fareham in Hampshire.

Not sure that people in Maidstone would be happy to hear you say that Gillingham is the Kent club. I grew up between Maidstone and Headcorn and have some (distant) relatives in Gillingham so have spent some time there unfortunately. Also had a couple of friends in Chatham who must have somehow avoided the missing chromosome in the rest of the gene pool around there by actually being normal people. For utter shitholes in Kent I can't really look past the Isle Of Sheppy which I remember to be full of total scum and static caravans. There's even an estate there called Halfway House which tells you all you need to know.

I actually enjoy MLG's pedantry