The Cat

He looked an absolutely great signing when we first got him, was charging up and down the line for youth teams setting up goals and causing chaos. Then he got his debut and looked a bit out of his depth and seemed to struggle to get any form on loan. I'm sure there's a good player in there somewhere.

There's so many mistakes for that goal, complete shambles. We have 3 midfielders and none of them tracked Longstaff for either goal. Salisu ran to mark the wrong player for the first goal. Mostly comes from poor organisation and not knowing roles, possibly from playing 5 at the back.

Salisu is LB now isn't he?

They are obviously miles better than us and we started with a stupid formation but we really don't help ourselves with completely shit passing. Time and again we give the ball away needlessly. Salisu and Diallo seem to be the main culprits but pretty much all of them are capable of knocking an easy pass 5 yards away from where it should be.

Ok, I've turned back on again. These fairweather fans wind me right up.

I've turned off, no point watching anymore. Feel for all those who got the coach and won't be back in Southampton for another 9 hours.

They don't always. Been there a few times when it's been largely average even when they were winning.

Not since 1986 has a team who lost the first leg gone on to reach the final according to commentator on my stream. Find that hard to believe but can't be arsed to check.

Bottom one works best for me and it's not Sky so no need to put up with their one sided coverage. You have to click some writing at the top left of the picture a few times and clear the tabs that open up to get sound.

We'll be unplayable with him on the end of Salisu's famous long throws. There will be a glut of goals coming from those just like when we had Crouch and Delap.

Why are people posting up ideal line ups for players we haven't confirmed when they could be hunting for the tits gif? Some of our fans are weird.

Posters on Spursweb moaning about how "Spursy" that is and typical they lose out on a player to another club because they are cheapskates and couldn't agree terms.

I probably shouldn't have searched "masterbates big tits gif" on my work laptop. Slightly concerned now.

GET IT IN THE MIXER FFS

I booked it off to hang around outside the stadium but there's no one from Sky here so now I'm going to have to wander around the general St Mary's and Northam area carrying the giant inflatable penis I was planning on waving behind the reporter. Will let you know what reaction that gets from the locals later.

I imagine the news of an incoming striker will fire Adams up to bang in a hat trick.

Can we get them to sing outside the Kingsland pre match? No idea why that's suddenly a thing but it seems to be the last couple of games.

In fairness I imagine some people would prefer it if he didn't comment at all until the transfer window closes.

Weird that DT spends all day every day on here moaning about us not buying anyone and then on the biggest transfer day of the season when we look like agreeing deals he's nowhere to be seen.

It's quite depressing really. Chelsea bidding £130million or whatever for a player. Agents, clubs and press whipping strangely obsessed people on social media into a frenzy about some players they had barely heard of a month ago being transferred. Not sure what half of twitter will do once the transfer window shuts and some actual football gets in the way.

You know this, but it's a hell of a lot easier pumping money into a non league team to see gains than it is a Premier League team. Still, they pretty much failed last season by missing out on promotion despite Wrexham signing players from leagues above.

Did Tommy Forecast get on the bench? Absolute joke it that bloke was anywhere near a professional match.

Best crisp there is, however I'm also a big fan of this Portuguese crisp I've heard about but never tried.

Beat West Ham 2-1 today. Phenomenal result as West Ham had won their last 16 games in a row dating back to April 2022. Goals for Dibling and Will Merry. Good to see my son's friend get on the bench for the first time.

In my experience it depends where you are sat. Was loud in Block 34 where we yesterday but in our normal Family Stand seats you can barely hear it sometimes.