The Cat

We'll look back on his tenure in years to come and have a good laugh about it.

Can I have her number?

He has a chant, don't think it will stick but let's see. Was sung a few times today. It's basically his name a couple of times followed by the lines "he's got a massive cock, he keeps it in his sock"

Swansea 3-4 Birmingham must be game of the day. Birmingham with a 90th minute equaliser and a 97th minute winner. Mental.

Utter shite. Could have been more goals too. Arguments in the away end about whether it's Jones' fault or not, one big scuffle with stewards down the right hand side as well. Not sure what that was about. I guess we looked vaguely more coherent going forward at the start of the second half. Adams having someone alongside him made a difference but we still didn't look much like scoring. The goals we gave away were weak. Bednarek and Salisu seem to hate each other and you can't play them together because neither of them can pass.

Last season at Brentford was one of the most toxic away ends I can remember. Wonder if it will be the same today if we go a couple down.

The cast is pretty much UK and that's what makes it.

Salisu is the best defender but so poor with distribution that it really lets his overall game down. At the moment I'd have him and Caleta Car or Bella Kotchap depending on who is fit.

It will end with us playing in the FA Cup final on 28th May.

There's loads of good comedy now. Has anyone watched Everyone Else Burns? Definitely worth a watch. For a start pretty much anything with Matt Berry in is great, especially What We Do In The Shadows. Other than those already mentioned above there's shows like Stath Lets Flats, People Just Do Nothing, Dead Pixels, Breeders, There She Goes. Going back a few years Fresh Meat was hilarious. This Country, IT Crowd, Derry Girls, Black Books, Green Wing, League of Gentlemen, Uncle, Catastrophe etc. Obviously anything Chris Morris did was genius although he doesn't do much now, and Stewart Lee continues to be the best comedian on the planet. All of the above make me laugh out loud a lot which has to be the basis of good comedy. Obviously it's all a matter of personal taste though.

Quite. It's pretty entertaining reading some of the posts though. The angrier people get the more it makes me laugh. I'd piss myself if we played 5 at the back tomorrow and won.

I'm on board with Will Still because having someone in who charge who learnt his job by playing Football Manager will see the return of the much missed MLG to the forum.

Absolute embarrassment of a mistake. If I was going I'd be straight in to ask about the apostrophe. As far as I'm concerned the buck stops with Semmen's.

Yeah, the lads who started it picked the wrong player for that chant. It's also a bit dull because most teams sing it. We should try to come up with original songs rather than copying others. Last proper original I can remember was the Cedric one to She's Electric but that also had a terrible final line.

Maybe he'll be on the bench so we can give him 10 minutes at the end when we are 3-0 up and the game is safe.

Who is the biggest bellend on Saintsweb?

Those fans were wrong. In the 4 games before Brighton when he got injured he played 90 minutes, 73 minutes, 1 minute and 7 minutes.

Thanks for the heads up. I checked and rugby kicks off at 1645 so even for those getting there at lunchtime it will be busy as the rugby lot get there early for BBQ's and drinking pints that someone has put their cock in.

Said before the game that their support is overrated. Been there plenty of times and bar a couple it's been run of the mill support. Always good numbers but nothing special in terms of noise. Fair play to everyone that went, you sounded great on TV.

Ralph did it at the start of the season too and jacked it in. I'm ok with it on the odd occasion and it can be useful to switch to in phases of play during games but it wrecks our midfield and seems to blunt what little attacking threat we have.

Koeman/Sheffield United was a horror show.

We should try 6, might work?

Yeah, but the Northam love him. They were chanting his name after the game on Saturday while completely forgetting Perraud who won us the game with his 2 goals.

Frustrating that we gave the game away in the first 20 minutes. Second half gives me some hope for the rest of the season, especially as we'll have more options up front. We must ditch the 5 at the back, it just doesn't work in the overwhelming majority of games.

Shit first half which pretty much lost us the game. Much better second half but no cutting edge up front.