broncoboy

Turn this highly hysterical girls team into a team which can cope with conceding a goal. Tell them you get no points for hitting the crossbar or posts Explain to Kelvin he is supposed to stop the few shots the opposition normally have Explain to our players that they cant expect to walk the ball into the net. Stop them writing articles for the Saints website explaining how they are disappointed but determined to make amends next match

Hurrah a manager. Another new start.

Don't be so silly

It does amaze me that players who have played the game from about 8 still need a manager to organise and motivate them. If NA doesn't want to come or won't take action to instigate the move then we should take PB and get on with it. RL was unlikely to score the same number of goals this season. We do lack pace and guile and Jaidi and KD are sadly over the hill. Hopefully the new manager will kick some arse and by the way tell the players to shoot at the goal as they have seemed to forget they need to do that. In fact forget all of the above just tell him to kick their arses good and hard

Lets all stay calm If Eddie Howe turned us down its only because he thinks he could get a club in a higher division at some point. If the NA deal falls through we will get someone else. If he does not want to come or they cant reach an agreement we just move on to the next candidate. Who can say who would have been the best choice its just a matter of opinion In a couple who will remember or who will care who was interviewed for the job except the Hoddlites or Keeganistas

Who cars a flying ---- what the Sun think or the Echo or any other of the pundits from the media Next time some pundit starts gobbing off about Saints ask yourself how often has he been at St Marys in the last five years. We are below the radar line. They have decided on Talksport that NA was chosen rather than PB because he is a yes man. AB what a ****

Blimey MON now We need a manager with a bit of fire in his belly who can transmit that to the squad. I for one would prefer a young manager filled with ambition rather than someone who has peaked in his career. A bit of self belief instilled in the squad plus a small amount of arse kicking is required

How about Keegan Director of Football Nigel Adkins Coach Alan Shearer Coaches best chum Martin O' Neil Football consultant to the coach Phil Brown Football advisor to the coach

Terry Butcher

Coxes Pippin wasnt he a hobbit in that film with Goosie Goosie Gasnder

Who knows what might happen We could thrash them or lose 4-1 Hopefully NC knows we need the right manager asap

I hate to say it but I think Jaidi has been poor and showing signs of his age.

yes I miss the molten hardtack that used to be sold under the name of pizza

Shearer Hoddle excuse me while I wet my pants with laughter Hoddle knows better than to take a managers job and my bottom has more experience of football and nous than Shearer Old Lawrie let the dead or nearly dead rest For NC to come out of this with any credibility he has to bring in a better and bigger manager than AP AP didn't deserve to be sacked but lets hope we get someone with a little more fire in his belly than AP One guy up at home, eleven in the box for a corner.

NC is the devils man. AP was doomed last season when we didn't make the playoffs. Even at the JPT final you could see the bubble from NCs head saying" AP has to to go" I thought if he failed to win most of the first five games he would be gone by October. Don't mess with NC Hopefully they have a big manager lined up

He was poor in the Plymouth match and poor in much of Saturdays. He always cuts inside and rarely goes past anybody. His wild shot resulted in jeers of derision which shows what the home supporters think of him Its up to him to put it right his weakness has meant we are one sided , Lets hope he comes good cant say AP aint backing him

He certainly will always be part of the club now forever

Who cares about Bournemouth Our players will hopefully feel a level of embarassment from Saturday If it goe s TU then AP will have to crack the whip or NC will be lining up a few prospects for October

Booing is a wake up call to Pardew and the team that some of their customers or fans find their performance as unaccceptable. I dont believe for a minute a professional footballer is put off by a few boos at the end of a match If they lose but have done their best that is fine but when you see them clueless and and see them crumble when they give away a ridiculous goal and see over the hill KD knock the ball out the pitch six times Its time they got the message

If you pay to attend you can cheer or boo if you like It is not that they lost but in the manner they lost If they are so delicate they cant cope with a few boos they have jack **** chance of getting promotion Well done Kelvin you couldnt even keep the ball on the park

Pardew is a numptie Same old problems from last season. No real desirre to win when we go behind. No

The catering certainly lacked some pace and the quality was in short supply. Seemed to run out of beer at one point and the queue was so long couldn't get served in time. The bloke serving had no desire or zip and probably had not washed his hands since his last dump. Shocking service shocking football ****

I don't really get its the first game it doesn't matter. They were woeful in the second half, no width, no pace , no creativity. Not surprising Plymouth were up for the second half when we tried to walk the ball into the net in the first. AP sides never have any balls they totally capitiulated in the second half when the goal went in. Tyro league style. I fear Kelvin is over the hill.. He had nothing to do but what he had he did poorly He will cost us dear. How is it acceptable that he cant keep the ball on the pitch. The people we are really going to miss are Waigo and Antonio. Flat one paced and easy to frustrate. Only the first game. Surely after an entire Summer to prepare we could have put a bit of fight in to the match Let me tell you know AP goen by the 1st Dec NC wont put up with it.

Harry is the master of the media/ Cheeky chappie always ready with a quote The media love him similar to Portsmouth having the best supporters in the world. He buys success everytime e,g David James on big money. Skips out when it starts to go tits up. Harry Rednapp complete ****

Our Harry always needs lots of money to spend. Lots and lots/ The great helmsman was never going to come up with the money RL quicky realised Arry was a **** Arry realised RL was a **** **** lockdown