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Received same letter despite only going to 4 games so far this season, so it's not just ST holders getting them. My guess is "Outraged of The Northam" has contacted the club complaining that no matter how hard they try the away fans still ignore them, with blocks 1 to 4 receiving all of the visitors "friendly banter".

Maybe a simultaneous across-all-grounds rendition of "Stand up if you hate ISIS" would be more appropriate. Certainly easier for the majority to join in with

So why doesn't he appear in THIS list of players making most defensive errors then?

I got charged £1 each today (post out). All other purchases I've done the free print at home but that wasn't an option when I purchased online this morning

We moan about early leavers leaving 5 minutes before the end. Their early leavers left 5 years ago.

I've often wondered if there is any H&S requirement for the club to open the exit gates X number of minutes before the end. I'd love it if one day they just didn't and all those early leavers sheepishly make their way back to their seats pretending they'd just been for a p!ss .... although I guess that would cause twice the disruption for others.

Bet this guy writes a letter of complaint every time he doesn't win a raffle. Jeez, he'll go int total meltdown if he ever gets"bumped" off a scheduled flight.

Wondered where that story had come from. Saw it all clearly, it did look like the player was aiming towards the smaller child but aimed too high and the nipper that ended up with it caught it fair and square without any pushing or obstructing the youngster or his family

None of which is really relevant though until we qualify and know who else is in there with us. It's the ranking that would determine the seeding, we could increase our coefficient but unluckily find more teams with higher scores than us qualify as well that time round, or conversely we could climb the rankings with a lower coefficient depending on other qualifiers.

So that's where the "Claus spent a hundred grand on grass" rumour started.

It was the "Don't thing Long" that I spotted first. Ironic post of the first order from The Prof there. Hoping this doesn't now spark a debate on the meaning of irony

Getting them drunk first usually makes it easier.

Hmmmmmmm ......... methinks you may be coming in a little low there.

Is a player-issued but never worn away shirt for the 2003/04 Uefa campaign one worth hanging on to?

Used it in February boarding at Ashford. Definitely showed passports AND tickets to both the English border official then the French one 10 yards further on before being allowed into station. Couldn't say how much attention they paid to the name on the tickets but both requested them. Can't remember what happened coming back but with the current migrant crises I would hope they'd be even more thorough than usual.

What is this sex I hear so much about? I win.

Have you ever bought a pint in London? Everything costs more there. Not a reflection on quality or value.

Maybe on the way back from the meeting you could actually try it and let us know what happens.

Is cocaine performance enhancing? Surely, unless it's taken with the pre-match meal or a quick snort at half time, if anything it would have the opposite effect. In which case what's the problem? I'm not condoning dug taking but if it doesn't artificially improve your performance then why, apart from "image" reasons, should football authorities concern themselves with it? Employers, i.e the clubs, on the other hand should be coming down on it like a ton of bricks.

You write well. Good article. Not all fans think that way though. My first reaction when hearing of the majority of transfers these days, including our own, is .... "Who?"

Yep. only 16/1 in a two horse race whilst Saints are 1/250 . If you ever wondered how bookies make their money ......

From the comments section Maybe "Who the **** is laughing now" needs changing too "He who laughs last laughs longest"

Pompey fans are going to love this one. First we had a Nazi tank driver , now....

3 reds in 3 ties after qualifying via the fair play route. Are they trying to make some kind of ironic point? As for original query was wondering the same