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Be reasonable. You don't get to see them often when they're in care.

Oh noes I'm being savaged by Forrest again. At least its not Geoffrey Howe.

Interesting comparison of stats between Pelle and Lambert. Apart from Pelle scoring more and creating more chances, which can be explained away by the 'easier' league, Pelle also had greater shot accuracy and won more duels whilst still maintaining the same pass completion as Lambert. http://www.squawka.com/players/graziano-pelle#performance-score#feyenoord-(current)#dutch-eredivisie#9#season-2013/2014#77#all-matches#1-34#by-match http://www.squawka.com/players/rickie-lambert#performance-score#southampton#english-barclays-premier-league#8#season-2013/2014#64#all-matches#1-38#by-match

Mark Twain credited Disraeli.

Nearly: "Lies, damn lies and statistics" Disraeli. God I hope Im right otherwise I'll look a ****.

£50m for a Chelsea reserve.

He's the bloke who said Arsenal have had a £33m bid for Alexis Sanchez turned down 10 days before he signed for £30m.

Don't make me take your kidney.

Yep she's beautiful. She's also the partner of one of our players - a real life private individual, not a actress or model - and living in /near Southampton. I'd find it very creepy in that position.

Much better with the sound off

For those we have developed since 8, the players and the parents should be grateful the club have made their son into a professional well paid footballer. They clearly owe us some loyalty and at least a couple of years in the first team. For those picked up later at 14 or 16 when their talent was already evident maybe just a whacking big fee is sufficient compensation nad not selling on would deter promising players from coming here in the first place.

I dunno. Pelle is clearly the better looking of the two and I'm not even gay.

Isnt the perving over footballers gfs a bit weird?

because they'll be back by the time his holiday is over.

Good call. Most people won't have spotted that this guy who plays for Real Madrid and is worth £23m is a good player.

Whereas her left is longer than her right. Camera never lies

O!M!G! 999 / 911

Just kiddin!