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How come that mole flies off her thigh?

Left sided winger. Could happen sincev apart from Holmes there is bugger all back up to Lallana.

Gusset de Primark more like

You should have got a rowing machine. Much lower impact and gentler on the knees.

Birch has done more to cut costs and balance income in a couple weeks than Lampitt as CEO and AA as administrator did in two years. They should be personally liable for all the new debt incurred imo.

Something like 60% of marriages do last the distance - its easy to overlook look that with all the focus on messy breakups. I always swore I would never have children unless I was in a rock solid relationship that I was a sure as I could be that it would last the distance. Ended up with a flake who lied about about contraception in order to get pregnant then bailed when she realised that kids actually meant some effort and giving up stuff. Still my two kids are happy, Im happy and she's still floundering around. Never can tell how things pan out.

Yeah but the 3,651st a couple of weeks later really ****es you off.

Mr Peres described Iran as "an evil, cruel and morally corrupt regime bent on controlling the Middle East". Weird, I'd say that description fits Israel better.

My favourite part "The bottom three clubs in the division - Coventry, Doncaster and disintegrating neighbours, Portsmouth - have yet to visit St Mary's."

Should have sacked the team and started again imo.

Good article in the Independent. Worth a read.That is all. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/the-forgotten-victims-how-the-titanic-tragedy-handed-a-devastating-legacy-to-the-people-of-southampton-7466557.html

Why bother with test drives and asking opinions on here? Sounds like you'd already decided you wanted an M3 and are just seeking to persuade your gf that she should want one too

Nah that means cutting out the pretty stuff and being hard and direct. We're winning lucky.

If you really want a BMW the Alpinas are better set up than M3's imo - bit more exclusive too. A lot of M3s are driven by real knobs so the image has suffered.

What about in Japan, where he went to school?

I see what you did (on purpose obviously) there

He's out of kitchen roll. Must have been a good film on last night.

Quite. Its not luck which is stopping them finding a saviour - its cold hard facts and numbers.

South Eastern

Im glad they used a library picture for the dog. No reason for his name to be dragged through the mud

They borrowed £1,000 from Wonga.com a couple of years ago

Just to be clear, we're pretty sure Stuart Pearce checks up on the progress of three day old readers polls in the Telegraph are we? I'd hate for us to be wasting time.

You should check out the Volvo C70

"We have received too many votes from you. You will be unblocked after a cooling off period". Democracy pffft

Is there ever any good news in your world?