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Calm down girls. Unbeaten in three, six points off playoffs, 8 points off automatic, 111 points left to play for.

I thought the clairvoyants on here told us Guly was crap

Taking someone on loan is both a football decision and finance decision. If the club were serious about getting something sorted quickly, it makes sense for both to be there. Is it too much to believe that Adkins and Cortese both know that each has a different role and that each has a part to play?

ta. Thought they might be white and very crunchy on the outside.

You are insufficiently hysterical. Please get with the programme

whats a refrigerator cake?

At school yonks ago somebody put an 'official' notice on the board in the teachers common room that due to the UK's movement to the metric system their working hours and holiday conditions were to be changed. They would be working 10 metric hours a day in the new 10 days per metric week. We know some fell for it (teachers in a grammar school ffs) because of the stern lecture in assembly about disruptive behaviour.

Win it for Marx - Richard Chorley

Did you hear about the man who died of asbestosis? Took them three days to cremate him.

Thats Gary Glitters boat

Are you implying Im a big girls blouse, or that I look good and am **** hot in the sack?

I hate Tesco and all it stands for. I also shop there on a regular basis because its convenient, close and cheap. We get the society we deserve.

Allowing sores like Hypo to fester whilst banning the muppet show crew is one of the principal reasons this board has gone down.

I thought that was useless addition the first time I saw one. Actually very useful in the winter to know if its +1c or -1c though. Unexpected ice can make big changes to your day.

The provocative but thought provoking posters get banned, along with the subversive comedians. They were what made this site worthwhile. Now we have provocative without insight and subversive without wit. Not a great combination

You're right. OP should have said 'hose'

Spent the whole of a 13 hour night shift at Kiplings eating handfuls of cooking chocolate out of a 56kg sack. Not good for the digestion for days afterwards apparently.

Shouldnt they go to Gala and play a private game of Housey Housey?

Is that your report? Good read, liked the writing style.

I had one of those. Trouble was the roof leaked, no heater or air con and when you hit a wet manhole cover on a bend my i got this strange rash all down one leg.

Lad called Carl at school had an enormous one. At least 50% bigger than the rest of us. Had real trouble getting laid, with most women saying "you're not coming near me with that".

Owls fan pays to post nice things about Saints on here. Some Saints fans ***** incessantly about the club and wont pay. Odd.

Not especially remote, but I was in Bangkok in 1983. No internet, mobiles or even direct international dialling then. To make a call home I had to go to the post office, book an appointment, hang around for hours and come back later that day. Shown to a little wooden phone cubicle and got 10 minutes talking to my sister at some huge cost. Spent nearly the whole call hearing about how Saints were doing.

tbf any decent manager would do that anyway. Im sure he doesnt need to be told.