RedArmy

After one sub appearance? Some said the same about Lambert..

It's got nothing to do with goals. We have nobody that can come on to replace Lambert that can hold the ball up, keep it in their half and keep the pressure off our back 4.

Why did we loan him out again?

Which if he hadn't of bottled, Rodriguez was waiting to be slipped in for a 1 on 1. Whether he would've scored that remains to be seen, I've seen nothing from him to suggest he can score goals in the PL. Should never have let Sharp go.

Cortese subs are always awful, what's new?

What a bunch of spoilt brats our fans are.

Pardon? You belong in that first group.

I'd stick him on the bench.

Telling Fox to man mark wouldn't make a single bit of difference, he's never anywhere near the left back area anyway. Unless it's to receive the ball so he can play a world cup final pass to nobody.

I don't think getting Neville in to help would do much. Coaching isn't our problem, it's a lack of good defenders.

At least we won't see his Porsche parked in disables spaces across the city now.

Hopefully it has the same effect on the pitch that it had on Beattie, I very much doubt it though.

Still let Scholes have the run of the park though.

Cortese is an egomaniacal bellend. But MLT is acting a bit like a twisted ex-girlfriend. Would take Tiss's side 100 times out of 100 though.

We had no idea how to deal with Scholes when he came on, that was our biggest problem.

Struggling to work out if you're being serious here.

Aren't all signings about money?

I'm surprised this little secret hasn't slipped out before, what with our track record of trying to sign big money players from Europe's elite clubs.

Wouldn't be surprised if Hypo was one of them.

Classic! What's to trial? If he wants to sign here, which I very much doubt he would, you just f*cking sign him.

I'd love to have a day at the races with Channon, and a round of golf with Tiss.

How will I get my daily share of lols if he's not here for mongs to call him 'June'? Devastated.

From the bits I saw, Federer didn't seem to playing with the same fire he normally does.

Sounds like the 3 port valve.

F*ck me we've got a clever one over here.