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What on Earth is happening at Sheffield Utd? Don't they realise fan ownership is the way to go these days? Arab ownership is so last decade... http://www.sufc.co.uk/news/article/20130903-announcement-1032027.aspx

You can say that again

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2409666/The-Premier-League-winners-losers-From-Fellaini-Ozil-Etoo-Sakho--How-did-club-fare-summer-sales.html

I've no idea. Will get back to you in January.

I was framed your honour...

Bite potential rating = 8.5/10

Close... And Rodney is modelling the new training range there I see...

I see what you did there...

This. MP will 'promote' the likes of Rowe and Sinclair ahead of Sharp getting a look in

Chomp, chomp...

Anyone know if Deschamps has ever gone on record to explain why he hasn't selected Schneiderlin yet? Maybe it's a simple case of them having too many riches in Morgan's position?

'WUMing' is only brilliant if people bite. So, yes, the WUMing is indeed brilliant on this thread.

The levels of vitriol in that article reminds me of the days where The News used to intimidate the players owed money by Pompey. Top notch journalism.

^This

Ben Smith @ BenSmithBBC4S Southampton have allowed Emmanuel Mayuka to join Sochaux on a season-long loan. Saints also trying to get a few more out

Just a SKY news cameraman. He might have spotted such a vehicle arriving. Just a hunch....

Cortese locked him in the broom cupboard?

http://www.markiteconomics.com/Survey/PressRelease.mvc/89b62348c597490698dae25b0324e7a7

Jordan Sibley ‏@jordansibley #TransferDeadlineDay essential courtesy of @StarbucksUK pic.twitter.com/PqtG7kJ9Kf

Simon Burwood ‏@SiCamHd #DeadlineDay at #saintsfc all quiet at the mo but ready for action pic.twitter.com/Ikkp37edgw

'Wind up merchants' know that human nature dictates that people are more likely to react to being 'wound up' than ignore it, ergo they know they can create a 'vicious circle' by getting people to bite then reflect the accusation back at the people they are tempting to bite. Clever stuff.

Thanks

So, three games in and we're on the same number of points as Man Utd. Perhaps we should lend our razor blades to their fans once we've finished with them.

400% improvement on last season so far. Damn these new players.