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Nagging, my ass

Is all this horse talk going to go on furlong?

That's a lot of words to say: "He might stay, he might not"...

Sweepstake on which club he'll join in 2 years time when he turns down a professional contract with us...? #callmeanoldcynic

I thought he was being a tad rude about Chris Wilder when I first skim read that tweet...

I agree with Sue! 😂

Nah, I love that... the maximum joy comes from keeping your elbows as wide and prominent as possible when clattering through them.... always helps having a large heavy rucksack on one arm too...

I'm led to believe that you have to name names if you're going to suggest we might need to sign other players....

Cheers - appreciate the insight 👍

Source? Cheers p.s. "interesting first post in 5 years" klaxon

Yay... you've got it! Simpletons of the world unite! p.s. you neatly skipped over the bit where I said we might not need to sign anyone else....

I disagree

As I've previously expressed, as long as we have one of the best squads* at the end of the window then I don't give a stuff how we reach that point... it could be that our squad as it stands can already be considered "one of the best", in which case we don't need to sign anyone else in order to remain an automactic promotion candidate. Conversely, if we don't have one of the best squads then it logically follows that we need to buy "better" players to bring it up to the requisite level. In other words, I'm stating the bleedin' obvious. (something us simpleton bottlejobs are prone to do I'm afraid) (*and yes, of course, this is inevitably a subjective viewpoint)

I'll let you know at the end of the window.... #simple P.s. pay me the same wage as Spors and I'll let you know sooner

In terms of ability, you are correct, but not being "fit to wear the shirt" is as much to do with a player's attitude and how they deal with pressure. So many of our players last season were weak minded, as well as being weak technically. There's no excuse for not busting a gut or giving it your all, when your technical ability lets you down. Our players failed on both counts last season. Sure, those same players might suddenly become strong minded in a weaker league, but it's a valid concern that they might not. As always, time will tell...

and that, m'lud, is all a relegated club ever needs to do... #simple

The unbeaten run world record attempt starts here...

Is there a McFabrice or McLighthouse contrarian on their forum defending him regardless..? #lightenupitsonlybanterFFS #letitgo

Maybe it's just me but that shoulder design doesn't work with the stripes

I'd venture it's almost a certainty that's what'll happen. Stephens has been far too involved in pre-season photoshoots for him to then be sidelined / demoted, IMO.

13? Edit: just checked... 16 Edit #2: 1,065 minutes playing time in total, which equates to approx 11.5 full games

The song that Huey Lewis & The News successfully sued for ripping off one of their tracks... for which you, sir, are complicit in the crime, as a result of your purchase...

"I don't like possession for possession's sake" FFS Will... You're not going to beat the Southampton FC Unbeaten Run World Record if you don't play that way mate 🤦🏻