trousers

F*** off Chillwell

WTF was Downes doing there?

Bang goes the glory of 18th spot

Downes has to do better with that

They are a tad lacklustre to be fair

Onuacho has to lunge at that, surely? Just seemed to give up at the last moment

Palace player pulling Downes' shirt there?

Reeling them in...

Gooooooaaaaaaalll

Fernandes head and shoulders above everyone else yet again

19th spot is ours for the taking....

Decent spell

Great run Sully, crap final ball. C'est la vie.

I would venture that there were more people agreeing with you than disagreeing... #thevocalminority

Opened this thread expecting to find news on up-and-coming Croatian players. Massively disappointed.

Would make a bloody lovely duvet though

Only another 21 goals to go...

Yep, this. It's a well known fact that any club that gets a record low points total in the premier league won't get promoted again for at least another seventeen year. We're doomed!

Chrome or silver?

Twats that post "April Fools!" on social media threads as if they're somehow clever for pointing out what is usually the bleedin' obvious (and also giving the game away on any decent ones). Twats.

Thanks for the insights LeG, but one does have to question why it's taken a businessman as successful as Dragan 3 years to work out the bleedin' obvious...

Diarrhea is worse than stools. Both shit though.... (Other equally apt analogies are no doubt available)

Anyone know what career the doctor who conducted Stewart's medical went into after, one assumes, he was struck off by the General Medical Council...?