trousers

Fixed it for you

Psssst.... Service station sandwiches are VAT exempt (assuming they aren't heated up nor eaten at a table onsite) ...Quick... Change your example before anyone notices...

It's all explained in the lyrics.... Keep up people...

Indeed. It's almost as if it's not rocket science...

Quashie off the line... Twice!!

Tweaked it for you...

Attendance 17,359

Dibaga looking good

The young fella that replaced Edozie actually looked up before cutting the ball back to a Saints player.... You see, it can be done...

What our average age now? 15?

Azaz on

He's only obeying the Sports Science Department's computer which says he can only last for 61 minutes 37 seconds...

Edozie... Please look up before you cross the ball to see what players are available...

How the f*** did Archer miss that?

Unleash the academy players!

Good job Long will never get anywhere near the first team... A bit like the other new 7th tier fella never will I guess...

1-1

Generous (Good to have Glasgow back again though)

Edozie doing his usual 'cut back to the first opposition player when getting to the byline' routine...

Brooks

We'll probably have a bunch of teenagers on the pitch by that time....

This has got 0-0 written all over it