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The thing I like most about the royal family is how much they annoy those that don't want them. The more annoyed they get the more it amuses me. Well worth the £1.29 per annum for the entertainment value alone

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non_sequitur_(literary_device)

And there was me thinking it was only MLG that demanded everything had to be logical and rational in life...

That happened to me 19 years ago and I ended up clicking on a link to Saintsweb instead... and the rest, as they say, is history....

Is there anything that £1.29 worth of tax goes to pay for that you approve of that I don't, perhaps? That way, it all cancels itself out and therefore there's nothing for anyone to whinge about....

People that whinge about people that whinge about people who don't think an hereditary Monarchy is suitable for a modern democratic society.

It's almost as if it's not very complicated...

People that whinge about the royal family

The ever increasing use of the phrase: "Due to unforeseen circumstances...." when an event is cancelled. F*** right off.... you just cocked up the organisation and are too embarrassed to admit how incompetent you are. Unforeseen, my arse. Twats.

This morning I made a Belgian waffle, and in the afternoon I made a Frenchman talk bollocks...

You started it Mr 'Interesting First Two Posts'...

It's a reasonable assumption, but that still doesn't mean you answered the actual question being asked. Still, at least you're not purposely annoying...

He asked for the actual figures that apply to the manager and you haven't provided them. That's a matter of fact. If you're asked a question and don't know the answer, just say you don't know. It's not difficult.

He asked what the managers' wages were not the overall wage bill. Maybe try answering the question accurately, as you insist others do...

Oi! Leave the fence sitting to the experts, such as myself!

"Palm one..." ?

Hasn't he been suffering with a prolonged injury rather than just being shite...? https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/25099821.southampton-injury-update-given-loanee-gronbaek/

Going simply on logic, if it could be demonstrated that doing so increased our chances of staying up then, yes, otherwise, no...

Anyone need a personal assistant? Very reasonable rates...

One can always get a 0% credit card to avoid the installment charge...

Makes you wonder why we bought him in the first place....

Yep. Sorry, didn't mean to imply otherwise

If Martin hadn't dogmatically stuck to a system that a 5 year old could see was doomed to failure with the quality of our squad, the conversation would also be quite different...

I know this is your go-to stock response, but (genuine question again)... Why do you seemingly appear to be happy with being annoying in the first place? If people were to accuse me of being annoying, my natural instinct would be to engage in some self-reflection as I would see being perceived as annoying as a bad character trait rather than seeing it as some kind of badge-of-honour, as you seem to do. The "just ignore me" mantra is somewhat missing the point, unless you genuinely get a buzz out of being annoying...? Excuse my amateur psychology, but I'm genuinely interested as to why it wouldn't bother someone if they're continually seen as annoying and not endeavour to be less annoying....