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Having an "anti-SR agenda" and liking Dragan aren't mutually exclusive stances...

Another one incoming....?

This forum definitely needs a tongue-in-cheek emoji....

Anyone know which EFL regulation we've broken by signing a player before the transfer window opens on 15th June? Asking for a Middlesbrough friend...

Have you got tomorrow's lottery numbers to hand too...?

Ha! I feel a new range of official t-shirts in my waters.... 😂

The EFL displaying their competence yet again...

Seeking recommendations, tips, advice, etc, for a c.2 week holiday to Peru.... I'm not talking 'mountain trekking' or anything adventurous here... We're far too old (and wise!) for such things! Just the usual touristy stuff... Machu Pichu, Sacred Valley, Lake Titicaca, Nazca Lines, Cusco, etc. Recommended airline(s) / flight route options (given no direct flights from UK to Lima), best hotels, excursions.... That kinda thing... Looking to go this September. Cheers!

Yep, I was going to comment on that too. Seems like we're (finally) back in 'business as usual' mode (from a social media perspective)

And was given a contract extension recently, if I remember correctly?

And it's relatively unusual for Alfie House to publish articles as definitive as this, ergo it must have originated from within the club, you'd have thought....

I'm probably in a small minority here, but Scienza staying on would actually be one of the least surprising player outcomes this summer to me... Call it naivety and/or wishful thinking, but I sense that he has developed an emotional bond with the club and fans over the last season and I get a feeling that, after an unusual career path, he's finally found his 'spiritual home' with us. Yes, I know this "soft son-in-law sentimentality pony" won't get me on Ducky's Christmas card list this year, nor that of the other Saintsweb intelligentsia gang, but it's what I feel and I'm damn well going to express it on this here esteemed internet football forum... So there! Ner ner ner ner ner 🤪

Auto-promo baby!

Yep, agreed... Some people seem to conflate 'doing it surreptitiously' with 'knowingly breaking the rules'....