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Except I wasn't making a logical argument not to tip... Quite the opposite...

Indeed 👍🏻 If anything, steak is easier to prep / cook than a burger 🍔 I do tend to reduce my tip percentage the higher the cost of the meal, for this very (logical) reason

Indeed... Was very odd at the time and baffling looking back on it

Yeah, but he's doing well on the bite count...

Someone will be pleased.... @SaintsRoyalty ...even though they don't know their arse from their elbow (only when it comes to identify posters that post photos of their dog, of course... )

My wife doesn't let me go up automatically, that's for sure

I think we need @Matthew Le God to step in here to explain that, scientifically, previous results do not impact future results, or some such...

Effect

Believing that we'll now finish second seems as unfeasible as thinking a week ago that we'd now be lying in 4th place, EIGHT points ahead of the team we were 1 point behind at the time... Oh...

Eckert also saying Bree should be fine for Saturday too 👍🏻

Tonda Eckert on the result at Fratton Park: "I don't know why everyone says that they have done us a favour, I think we've done them a favour today with our performance." (Alfie House) 👏🏼😂

Getting a tune out of the players that "no manager could get a tune out of"... Marvelous

Yep... There's no real pressure, as such, on us to finish any higher, because we've already over achieved based on the situation Eckert inherited. The pressure is all on Ipswich and Millwall to maintain their positions... As I say, many of us would be cacking ourselves right now if the roles were reversed...

Tonda Eckert says he is "quite positive" that Finn Azaz will be fit to play against Swansea on Saturday. (Alfie House)

Millwall playing the team in second place in the form table next then... Interesting....

One thing's for sure, if we were currently in Ipswich's or Millwall's position, many of us would be convinced that the form team coming up on the rails will catch us...

We must remember to thank Pompey at the end of the season if their win tonight proves to be pivotal to us getting promoted 👍🏻

Game on!!

So happy for Archer... Should do his confidence the world of good

Looking forward to how unemotional Tonda will be in the post match interview 😂

Of all the nights not to be able to post a league table FFS...

Pompey 2 Ipswich 0 FT

"Manchester City, we're coming for you" 😂

Never any doubt! 😁

Sky give Archer MotM