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As in "season 4 of Clarkson's Farm"... It's 'series 4' you f**king imbeciles

At least, unlike previous seasons, we can be reassured that they're no doubt busy working on signing a marquee striker whilst acquiring these other players that we don't need...

Indeed, its a load of old bollocks. Probably the same twats that say 'season' instead of 'series'.

Echo this.... It's "Russball" FFS

Yeah, fair point. One's tongue was somewhat in one's cheek (just for a change)

Winning is so overrated, it's all about the performance... he needs to grow out of that mindset sharpish...

So, which fishy posters of yore are we looking forward to welcoming back to the fray on here next season? (Assuming they decide to crawl out from the rock they've been cowering under for the last decade or so). Gotta be the erstwhile toy salesman for me, although my jaw has only just fully recovered from the amount of laughing at him last time...

I've dusted off the bunting ready for the triumphal return of Corp Ho... A rose amongst the thorns.... #ifyouknowyouknow

Yep, you can use it for that too.... (So I'm told)

Indeed. Defo a false economy buying cheaper cling film.

Tosser (Cheque in the post)

Bite his hand off... Ah... Probably could've worded that better....

I battled with supermarket own brand cling film for decades but I recently treated myself to a roll of Bacofoil clingfilm and it's the dogs bollocks. The cutting strip actually works and you don't have to spend 27 minutes each time trying to find the end of the roll and tearing it in the wrong places. You're welcome.

The BBC (and others) talking over live coverage of news stories... e.g. the opening of the Canandian parliament as we speak... just shut the f*** up you annoying ****s.

😂

How many sherries is that so far tonight Sidney?

What, even the self-confessed annoying twats on here...?

Nope, finishing this season on 12 points was nothing to do with player selection and/or playing to players' strengths... (c) Saintsweb Intelligentsia

Has the ref's watch stopped?

The conundrum is that he was one of our better players last season. Perhaps we keep him as a decent squad option next season but don't let him anywhere near the PL ever again

Piss right off Inevitable Arsenal winner FFS

Yep... One of many bizarre decisions this season...

Short answer... Yes!

As still was announced as our manager before the game, does that technically / statistically mean he's got one premier league game on his CV, regardless of whether he was in the dugout or not? (Just preparing myself for a possible quiz question on such matters in years to come....)