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We never seem to get such details perfect... Almost as if things are just slapped together rather than properly designed...

FFS... Just build a website that can handle peak traffic rather than have some bullshit queuing system. Twats.

Yep... twats also 👍🏻

British reporters now pronouncing 'Iranian' as "I-raa-nian" instead of "I-rain-ian" Twats.

@mods - might be worth tweaking the thread title so it covers all pre-season activities, not just the friendlies...? 👍🏻

Pull the udder one!

"This morning I made a Belgian Waffle, in the afternoon I made a Frenchman talk bollocks" (Courtesy Gary Delaney)

Good to see that the kit is going to be manufactured in Southampton rather than some factory on the other side of the world... (I may have misinterpreted the gist of the teaser of course... )

Apart from going to the trouble of posting your thoughts about it on an internet football forum...?

Re: Downs... No doubt he'll be bricking it in front of goal again

Hopefully we can cement a deal sooner than that...

What size?

Saintsweb ITK membership application on a knife edge!

What the f*** is a 'smart ring'? (Slightly wary about popping that into a Google search...)

Is that a map of the Andes near your sleeves? #theoldonesarethebest

No way!

This

Messi.... CHDAJFU?

Ziko.... CHDAJFU?

Does the guy get his yellow card reversed for taking his top off to celebrate the goal...?